My seventh-grade boyfriend breaks up with me
I play a mind-bending guitar solo with the faculty band.
A bird poops on my head
The joy I find in Nature persists.
My sister raises her voice
“Now, that’s going just a little too far.”
My passive-aggressive cousin ruins vacation
No, only I can ruin my own vacation.
My parents say I’ll regret not going to college
Regardless, I am highly self-actualized.
I am jumped while waiting for the subway
It was just my wallet, but it was his innocence.
I am jumped while waiting for the subway again
I kill without hesitation.