Santa – The Harvard Lampoon

Once in a Blue Moon #

| Issue Editor: AJ '18 | Art Editor: TN '19

Santa

  HJH '19   SWR '19   AJ '18 , Art: AJ '18

12am, Christmas morning

 

(Santa comes down the chimney)

Little Timmy: (rubbing his eyes) Santa! Is that really you?

Santa: Would you like grapes, or an apple?

Little Timmy: What?

(Santa goes back up the chimney)

(Santa comes back down)

Santa: Actually, we don’t have any apples. (walks out the front door)