-Well it was nice to meet you man.
-You too, let’s keep in touch.
-Alright, what’s your screen name?
-It’s NBABaller1789.
-Cool, good screen-name.
-Thanks, so what’s yours?
-Guitar.
-What?
-Guitar.
-And then what are the numbers that come after “Guitar?”
-There are no numbers after “Guitar.”
-Jesus.
-I know.
-How long have you been on the internet?
-I’ve been on the internet a long time.