Screen Name – The Harvard Lampoon

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Screen Name

  GMS '09

-Well it was nice to meet you man.

-You too, let’s keep in touch.

-Alright, what’s your screen name?

-It’s NBABaller1789.

-Cool, good screen-name.

-Thanks, so what’s yours?

-Guitar.

-What?

-Guitar.

-And then what are the numbers that come after “Guitar?”

-There are no numbers after “Guitar.”

-Jesus.

-I know.

-How long have you been on the internet?

-I’ve been on the internet a long time.