TIMMY: Hey guys look what my mom just bought!
BEN: The gummy snacks with a head-changing burst of Taste-Splosion?
RYAN: You bet. Let’s try’em!
TIMMY: My Shisbo tasted like watermelon and my head turned into a watermelon!
RYAN: My Shisbo tasted like cherries and now I have three different cherry-heads!
TIMMY: Ben what did your Shisbo taste li – whoah!
RYAN: Oh my god.
TIMMY: What is that?
RYAN: Is that…high fructose corn syrup?
TIMMY: I thought Shisbos were supposed to turn your head into fruit.
RYAN: Yeah, me too.
TIMMY: Wait, so, what else is in them?
RYAN: Maltodextrin, Carageenan, Xantham gum, there’s like barely any fruit in these.
TIMMY: But how do they get their Fruit-Flavr?
RYAN: Ben’s head is all over the floor now. Do you think he can hear us?
TIMMY: I mean, no, how?
RYAN: He’s still standing.
TIMMY: Just standing, staring at us.
RYAN: How can you tell he’s staring?
TIMMY: It’s like, I feel it. I guess.
TIMMY: It looks like Ben’s exploring his surroundings.
RYAN: I think he’s trying to eat something.
TIMMY: He clearly can’t but it’s like his body knows.
RYAN: Like it’s doing his routine for him. Like it remembers.
TIMMY: Do you think he’s conscious? What if his soul is gone?
RYAN: This is crazy.
TIMMY: Yeah. Shisbo-Krazeee.