Spanish Class – The Harvard Lampoon

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Spanish Class

SWR '19 , Art: BAB '17

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– Profesora, David is having an allergic reaction to a bee sting and I think—

– Ah ah, in español.

– Oh no. David está… stung by un bee, and I think he needs un hospital immediately.

Ay, no. Does Señor David necesita asistencia?

Sí mucho mucho mucho mucho.

– The whole phrase, por favor.

Señor David necesita mucho mucho mucho asistencia.

Muy bién! Now in el pasado.

– Oh god, profesora look, his face is turning… what’s the word for red?

Rojo.

– His face is turning rojo and he’s breaking out in hives all over his body.

– Not quite! The word for face is feminino. It’s turning roja.

– Ok but profesora look at him, he needs an epipen.

– You can say it in spanish.

– Señor David necesita un epipen… because if not he’ll go into anaphylactic shock.

Anafiláctico.

– Sí un shock anafiláctico.

Perfecto. Let’s all turn to Chapter 9.