THE FOUNDER OF CLASSMATES.COM AT HIS HIGH SCHOOL REUNION… – The Harvard Lampoon

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THE FOUNDER OF CLASSMATES.COM AT HIS HIGH SCHOOL REUNION…

  JBO '10

-Randy! Randy Conrads. It’s so nice to see you again. This is my husband Jeff.

-WHAT!!? YOU MARRIED HIM?!?!

-I did. Our wedding was three years ago.

-AND KIDS?!!??? ANY KIDS???! YOU HAVE HOW MANY KIDS??!!!

-No kids yet. Just us for now.

[silence]

-HEY. I STILL HAVE THAT THING. THAT THING I HAD BACK WHEN WE WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL?!!?!

-Yes. Yes, you do. It seems a little better, though.

-IT’S FROM A LESION ON MY BRAIN.

-I remember that.

-THE LESION IS GETTING BIGGER.