The Fourth Horseman of the Apocalypse – The Harvard Lampoon

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The Fourth Horseman of the Apocalypse

  GMS '09

– Jacob, son of Isaac, I have come to carry you into the underworld. Do not resist my icy grip.

– Oh Dear Lord I’m not ready to—wow, what a pretty horse!

– Focus thine eyes not on my steed, mortal, but upon the sickle that brings death to all it strikes.

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– Can I give him a carrot?

– You may give him one carrot.