The Sand Man – The Harvard Lampoon

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The Sand Man

  WDG '13

-Keep those eyes closed. Only a few sprinkles more. Don’t open those—
-Eeeeeeek! They sting!!! My eyes sting!!!!!!
-Hush, friend. Let Sand Man give you rest.
-You’re the Sand Man? The mythical character who travels from household to household using his magical sand to spread good dreams to children so that they may sleep soundly through the night?
-Yes.
-Amazing.
-Now be a good boy and close those eyes.
-Ok.
-That’s right, that’s a good boy.
-That stings!! You villain!!! Sand Man, who do you think you— (falls asleep)
-Sleep well, my friend.

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