Uniform – The Harvard Lampoon

Disturbed Recesses of My Mind #

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  GWN '16

—Hey honey, look. I can still fit into my old high school uniform!
—Oh god, Frank.
—The shirt, the shoulder pads, everything fits!
—You can’t, Frank. Take that off.
—I guess the pants are a little tight…
—Honey, high school was a long time ago. The Weymouth Injuns were a very offensive team.
—I’m sorry sweetie.
—No, it’s not that. It’s just that the headdress doesn’t fit exactly right anymore.