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University of Phoenix Online; Alumni Admissions Interview

  AMG '10

UPOgrad03: Hello, bballer13x. My name is Bradley and I am a 2003 graduate of University of Phoenix Online. I will be interviewing you today. Would you like to begin?
bballer13x: yeah sure
UPOgrad03: So, bballer13x, what brought you, to the University of Phoenix Online?
bballer13x: umm, ive been out of school a few years and i think its time i go back, thats really about it
UPOgrad03: I find that fascinating. Could you possibly tell me some more about that?
bballer13x: yeah sure i guess, I just think getting a degree is the best thing i can do for my future
UPOgrad03: Oh really? How interesting.
bballer13x: yeah, thanks
UPOgrad03: I find that fascinating. Could you possibly tell me some more about that?
bballer13x: what?
UPOgrad03: Oh really? How interesting.
bballer13x: wait is this even a real person?
bballer13x: this is shit wtf man do you people even exist??

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