– And the righteous man goes to heaven where he is given seventy-two virgins.
– Wow. And tell me what Hell is like.
– Hell, my son, is a terrible place. A place where evil men are cast and given seventy-two young women, none of who are virgins.
– That doesn’t sound so bad.
– But it is, my child. These women aren’t pure, but instead quite accomplished in their sexual abilities.
– And it’s hot down there. So hot that the sinner and the sex experts take off all their clothes but still sweat.
– Oh I get it. You probably can’t touch these women, right? Like they’re mirages
– So they’re not merely teases?
– It’s hell. These women…they- they’ve had sex before