Yogi Berra – The Harvard Lampoon

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Yogi Berra

  BUS '11

Throughout his career, Hall of Famer Yogi Berra coined a number of famous sayings. Here are some of his least famous:

“They don’t call it baseball because it’s easy. They call it baseball because you play it with a ball and you can’t use your feet.”

“It’s like déja vu all over the place.”

“For every pitcher with a mean slider or a vicious curve, there are three others who have never played baseball before.”

“Nobody goes there anymore. The new owners are Korean.”

“If you come to a fork in the road, kill yourself.”