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Grass is Greener #


Issue Editor: CHS ’17
Art Editor: AEV ’18
Publication: June 2017

At the time of writing this, I have been diagnosed with the cancer of the tongue. About a month ago I noticed a stiff green slime growing on the left side of my tongue, and unrelatedly this morning I got cancer. By my own estimates, and those of my chemotherapist Abe, I will die at the end of this Vanitas.


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