Me: Hello, I’m here to catch the midnight train to Georgia.
Station Manager: Well, it will be here in one minute. It’s 11:59.
Me: Okay, I’ll wait.
Station Manager: So, where are you headed?
Me: Georgia.
…
…
Me: (whistles)
Station Manager: (looks at his watch)
…
…
Me: Is the train here yet?
Station Manager: Oh. It’s 12:01. You just missed it.
