Me: Hello, I’d like one ticket to watch the gold medal curling match, please.
Cashier: I’m sorry but we’re sold out.
Me: But what about all those empty seats down at the front?
Cashier: That’s the U.S.A. wives and girlfriends section.
Me: Do any of these guys actually have a wife or girlfriend?
Cashier: No but they’re a hopeful bunch.
(A swarm of tall attractive Swedish women enter)
Tallest Woman: Dis vay to da Swedish locker room, jah?
Cashier: Yes ma’am.