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Artwork: Anonymous
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Crazy Parents

Author: JBO '10
As seen in: The Celebration #

CRAZY PARENTS are a huge problem for all of us. But are your parents crazy in a comedy way, or a regular way? Find out by comparing your situation to the ones below.

COMEDY CRAZY

[Setting – a banquet hall where a party is taking place]

SON: I really hope that nobody embarrasses me at my birthday party.

DAD: BUTTONS FOR SALE! BUTTONS FOR SALE!

REGULAR CRAZY

[Setting – a bedroom at four o’clock in the morning]

DAD: Son, wake up.

SON: Dad?

DAD: Come downstairs, [silently leaves room]

[Downstairs, dad is sitting at the kitchen table]

SON: Dad? What’s going—

DAD: LimbAA. Dangwee. Lon-gagu._LCW-GA-GA-GA-GA.

MOM: [rushing in] Oh Jesus, his bottle of anti-psychotic medicine is completely full. Jesus, Jesus.