– Attention please, the presentation by Tajikistan will begin in 5 minutes.
– (20 minutes later)
– Ladies and gentlemen, please make your way to the auditorium for the presentation by Tajikistan.
– (20 minutes later)
– Ladies and gentlemen, the President of Tajikistan wrote a poem about climate change and he knows that might sound boring to some of you but he’ll be very frustrated if not a single person comes to his presentation.
– (20 minutes later)
– The President of Tajikistan has flown back to Tajikistan, but he’d like to thank you all for a wonderful expo.
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– Whoa, not so fast there. Kosovo isn’t a recognized country.
– Please, our scientists discovered a new treatment for HIV.
– Hahaha but not smart enough to make your own country, huh?
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Announcer: This is BLOOPY, Toyota’s newest robot personal assistant!
BLOOPY: Nice… to… meet… you…
Audience: Aww!
Announcer: And this is the savant who figured out the most ethical way to slaughter robots so they don’t feel pain when we harvest their batteries.
Savant: Nice… to… meet… you……… folks…
Audience: (hesitant applause)
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– And now the Albanian military will demonstrate their latest weapons.
– Wait, if the military’s here, who’s defending Albania?!
– Oh fuck!!
North Macedonian Army General:(on phone) Guys, I have amazing news.
