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Fight Song
6
October 2018
This is the fight song for John Wayne Gacy, the Murderer, High School.  JWG High We Love You …
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Genesis
December 2020
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, but …
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My Speech For Tonight
9
October 2008
Hi everyone. I’m Jess’s father. Thank you all for coming to Jess’s sweet sixteen.…
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Math Class After the Blast
6
Teacher: Alright class, turn to problem 12.3: Jason has six apples. He gives one of his apples to S…
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Discovery Kids Pilot Episode
July 2018
– We’re in KidLand! ClapClapClap Having fun with the Kidman! ClapClapClap That’s …
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Therapy
40
January 2022
Okay, Nathan. Now tell me what you see in this picture.  That’s a headshot of you, bu…
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What I Imagine Summer Camp is Like
December 2020
1. Toodle-ee-doo! The trumpet song wakes me up—time to canoe to breakfast. 2. I eat slop wit…
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Costume Party
1
December 2020
— Hey Brenda how’s it— jesus christ dude! — Ha ha fooled ya. Don’t I…
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Rare
December 2020
Some things are less rare than you think. Winning the Lottery My friend Rigley won the lottery ye…
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Fat Camp
1
March 2019
My parents said they knew I could lose the weight on my own, but it’d be so much easier for t…
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Midnight Train
December 2020
Me: Hello, I’m here to catch the midnight train to Georgia. Station Manager: Well, it will b…
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Ice Gun
September 2021
- You know that I love and support you, right? - Of course. - And that goes for anything, includi…
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The Woods
45
November 2019
I bring you out here at the end of summer every year. You notice that? My father did the same. My f…
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Chimney Sweep
27
January 2017
Chimney sweeping is what I was born to do since I have no arms or legs. Doctors called my missing l…
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Advice For A New CIA Agent
2
October 2008
Welcome to your first day in the CIA. First of all, congratulations. If you’re an agent, you …
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Blockbuster
12
October 2020
The year is 2004. It’s Friday in 2004. You head to the Blockbuster in 2004 with your dad to r…
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Mr. Worldwide
26
December 2020
Pitbull’s plane touches down at Miami International Airport at 12:43 on a Tuesday. He’s…
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Me & My Babies
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November 2020
I milk myself nightly into my tub. My nightly emissions pool in my bath, glistening with a spectral…