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Chaz's Adventures in Wonderland
1
So I was sitting all up in this tree with my Tinder and I saw this white rabbit. And like, that ass…
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A Quest
1
December 2020
I’m embarking on a quest to personally give a big thumbs-up to the child who made my iPhone. …
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There’s No More Gazpacho In The Cupboard
1
October 2020
– What? – There’s no more cans of gazpacho in our cupboard. The hell am I suppos…
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E=mcBUTT
February 2020
sigh No, Percival, it does not. But due to your father’s generous donation, I am… plea…
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Sometimes when I’m thinking…
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November 2020
Sometimes when I’m thinking about doing something a little devil will pop up on one of my sho…
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Exam Locations
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May 2018
Last Names A- Y: Harding Room 2121 Last Name Zanderson: Arrive at the boarded up Liquor-Max on Was…
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Johnny Adventure, Space Cashier
33
It’s the future, but not so far in the future that cashiers are obsolete. We open on our prot…
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Hit, That, Button
10
October 2018
“How you folks doin tonight!?” Wooot, wooooooot! “Coming at you from the city o…
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Why I Wish I Was a Green Boy Instead of a Blue Boy
December 2020
I was born a blue boy, but my whole life I’ve wanted to be a big green boy. Green boys get to…
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Pervert Alert: My Friend Josh
30
December 2021
My friend Josh, hoo boy. That guy’s into some really fucked up stuff. Just look at him. Gre…
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Hottest Girls In School
10
December 2021
And, action.  Open on the Three Hottest Girls in school, walking in unison, places in all the…
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My Speech For Tonight
9
October 2008
Hi everyone. I’m Jess’s father. Thank you all for coming to Jess’s sweet sixteen.…
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Half Day
11
March 2019
Good afternoon, parents. Principal Mueller here calling to inform you that your student has been re…
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Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me
10
September 2020
Peter Sagal: Thaaaanks Bill, it’s the week between Christmas and new years and we here at Wai…
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Mall Santa
18
October 2020
Beep. Beep. Beep. 5:15 AM. I sigh. I brew my morning coffee and catch up on the news — just …
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Girlfriend
15
September 2021
Of course I have a girlfriend, she just goes to another school. Which school? The, uh, the one a fe…
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WWE
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December 2020
Announcer: In the red corner, he’s your favorite all-American punisher, it’s Joe &ldquo…
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Seven Deadly Gourds
June 2020
The Orange Gourd: This one will kill you 100%. The Ghost Pepper: This one is less pungent, still…
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Two Bailiffs Talk Before Court Starts
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October 2018
– First day, huh. Nervous? I know I was. – No. I have everything set up. I prepared th…