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The Count of Monte Cristo Returns to Marseilles
9
December 2020
Count: People of Marseilles! For twenty years you unfairly imprisoned me. Now behold my immens…
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The Woods
62
November 2019
I bring you out here at the end of summer every year. You notice that? My father did the same. My f…
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Vanagon
3
December 2020
Ever since I was little, I wanted a vanagon. I worked for fifty years to get one — mailr…
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Change Jar
3
May 2021
i am texting from the faculty lounge and i am looking at the Change Jar in front of me and it appea…
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Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me
12
September 2020
Peter Sagal: Thaaaanks Bill, it’s the week between Christmas and new years and we here at Wai…
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The History of Hats
3
October 2020
There are all types of hats, like silver or classic. But hats haven’t always dominated our co…
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A Day in the Life of Hamish Olsen, New York, 19
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December 2020
She looked at him like a deer in headlights might look at someone if it had human eyes. Hamish had …
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Blockbuster
22
October 2020
The year is 2004. It’s Friday in 2004. You head to the Blockbuster in 2004 with your dad to r…
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Vanitas
73
March 2022
On the first day, God created the heavens and the earth. "Let there be light," He said, and there w…
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Bus Driver
21
May 2018
Uh oh. I did it again. Fell asleep after all the kids got on the bus, so now I gotta get all these …
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Wheel of Fortune
11
December 2022
Contestant #1: I’d like to solve the puzzle: Host: Go right ahead. _’D   L_KE &n…
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Answering Machine
10
October 2020
– (pickup) Hello? – Doc?! Is that you? It’s Billy.  – The Doctor is …
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Brain Man
10
March 2023
Knock knock. Hey silly. It’s me. The deceased 50 year old man who has permanently mov…
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City Nights, 3029
20
May 2022
It’s Saturday night, and I’m looking for trouble. Shades. Scowl. Leather jacket in all …
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The Beat Generation
12
March 2019
Jazz flowed from the streets in the 50s. We swam naked in the churches. We prayed in the oceans. We…
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Shamu Comix
October 2017
Written by: DRM ’18 Art by: JFAR ’19-22
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Gun Show
July 2021
Turbus: And this here is the Heckler and Koch SR9, with extra bolt-action to make your kills absolu…
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Tom and Jerry Spec Script
3
October 2020
Tom is strolling along the railroad tracks, whistling a happy tune. Jerry walks parallel to Tom on …
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Dear Historians,
March 2020
At the time of writing, the COVID-19 pandemic has brought the world to a standstill. Though the Lam…