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A Taste of My Own Medicine
8
October 2020
Most people don’t believe this, but my job wasn’t always swindling terminally-ill peopl…
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Inspired Musings
December 2020
Scientists say that the murder rate goes up when there is a full moon. But so does the rate of peop…
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Charlie and the Next Successor
10
November 2019
It was time for old Charlie to pick the next child to take over the chocolate factory just as Willy…
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Frat Boy
39
December 2021
There’s nothing cooler than being a frat boy.  Picture this. I’m sitting on the f…
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One Man Car Wash
June 2020
– (standing on street corner with buckets of water, some rags, and a ‘Car Wash’ s…
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QUEER ON THE FRONTIER
8
October 2020
Host: Hello and welcome back to Queer on the Frontier: the show that examines cultural representati…
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Words to Console a Grieving Friend
4
September 2021
We’ve all been there, Gam-gam’s down for the count and you’re tongue-tied. Read b…
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Sunglasses
December 2020
I was so excited when I got my first pair of sun-glasses, because I was able to see things tha…
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Polygamy
1032
November 2020
-Hey man, you gonna make it to the barbecue this Saturday? –(Groans) Ughhh I really wish I c…
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Ice Gun
September 2021
- You know that I love and support you, right? - Of course. - And that goes for anything, includi…
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Tech Support Chat
October 2020
– Hey is this the–uh–the Niteflirt phone sex line? – No, sorry, this is th…
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A Man with a Limp and Three Glass Eyes
December 2020
Who am I? I’m the guy who sits in the bar all day and waits for some tall dark and handsome h…
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Hell
November 2020
There’s a special place in hell for weird guys who can’t be kept in the regular part of…
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Late
171
January 2022
I look down at the watch tattooed on my wrist. It’s 10:00. Fuck. I look up at my wall clock t…
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Staring Contest
June 2020
Today is the big day I prove to everyone down by the pond that I’m tough enough to be here, a…
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Change Jar
3
May 2021
i am texting from the faculty lounge and i am looking at the Change Jar in front of me and it appea…
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King of Smooth
21
December 2021
You’re down in the dumps, sad about your boyfriend leaving you for a prettier, more confident…
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St. Louis Children’s Theatre Production Company
March 2019
Hello kids, thanks for coming out to audition. First, a little bit about me. My unrelenting passion…
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Vanitas
73
March 2022
On the first day, God created the heavens and the earth. "Let there be light," He said, and there w…
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Hero For A Day
Mayor: Congrats again on winning the contest Billy! Batman will take it from here. Batman: Alright…