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Dear Historians,
March 2020
At the time of writing, the COVID-19 pandemic has brought the world to a standstill. Though the Lam…
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Mr. 305
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September 2021
Ever had somebody tell you that you looked like a celebrity? For some it’s a blessing, but fo…
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Richard A. Smith: The Hero
December 2021
It’s every kid’s dream to be a superhero, which is why I spend all my time wandering ar…
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The History of Hats
October 2020
There are all types of hats, like silver or classic. But hats haven’t always dominated our co…
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thegreatcoming2000.blogspot.com
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May 2022
January 2, 2000I know, I know, elephant in the room. I said the world was going to end at the dawn …
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A Day in the Life of Hamish Olsen, New York, 19
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December 2020
She looked at him like a deer in headlights might look at someone if it had human eyes. Hamish had …
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Gun Show
July 2021
Turbus: And this here is the Heckler and Koch SR9, with extra bolt-action to make your kills absolu…
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The Guys Who Invented Ping Pong
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July 2021
GUY 1: Check this out…(opens up the game PONG on Atari)GUY 2: Woah! (plays PONG)GUY 1: If on…
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Now That’s What I Call Music! Vol. 18,482
July 2021
Track 1 – Give Me a Little Gas, SisterTrack 2 – Your Girl Got Too Much Exhaust in the F…
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Polygamy
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November 2020
-Hey man, you gonna make it to the barbecue this Saturday? –(Groans) Ughhh I really wish I c…
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Vanitas
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December 2020
Now that you finally have this issue in your hands, you’re probably wondering one thing and o…
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Texting on My Laptop
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February 2019
Me: Hey Sarah Me: Hey Me: Hey Sarah Me: Hey Sarah, sorry.  Me: I didn’t realize hitt…
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World Famous Worm
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December 2021
We had barely started the road trip when we started seeing the signs advertising the ‘World&r…
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Career Day
December 2021
My dad has the coolest job ever. Everyday he comes home in a different kiss-stained uniform. Some d…
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Dialogue Options in Fallout: New Cambridge
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May 2022
Stranger: Hey there traveler! Is there anything I can help you with?   [1] I’m very hu…
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The Death of Kenzo Simmons
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May 2021
-Welcome to heaven. Please state your name, occupation, and cause of death.  -Wow, so you mus…
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Run To End Lung Cancer
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Me: The runners, they’re all...? Ref: All terminally ill lung-cancer patients.  Me: Oh…
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Modern Day Barbershop Quartet
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October 2020
Quartet: (singing) Once is a day at a time, twice is looking so fine! Customer: Neat-o! A quartet!…