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Pool Rules
95
SEH '26 • December 2023
Children under the age of 14 may not use the pool without a parent or guardian present, unless th…
The Big Prank
23
JFAR '19-'22 • August 2019
Justin wants nothing more than to be friends with his next-door-neighbor Nate. They’ve been w…
Best Picture
4
BWM '19-'21 • October 2020
But just what a year for movies! All my friends tell me, they tell me George Clooney, you love movi…
2019 World Expo
14
SWR '19-'20 • March 2019
– Attention please, the presentation by Tajikistan will begin in 5 minutes. – (20 minu…
Buzzer
45
GPL '21-'22 • November 2019
– Hey dude how do we know our pizza is ready for pick-up? – The buzzer they gave us. …
Real Estate Tour
6
HFJ '18 • October 2018
-And here’s the pantry. -What’s with these marks on the wall? -We marked our son&rsqu…
Me & My Babies
7
CDL '21 • November 2020
I milk myself nightly into my tub. My nightly emissions pool in my bath, glistening with a spectral…
Side Gig
59
JTK '24 • May 2023
Every pizza shop’s dream is a delivery driver with no obligation to the law. That, or an Ital…
Vanitas
JLG '21 • October 2020
Dear Judging Committee for the American Society for Magazine Editors, I notice you have not been r…
Barbershop Quartet
ZDG '20 • January 2020
Lead: Fellas, meet the new fifth member of our quartet–Tom! Bass: Swell to meet ya Tom! Bar…
Tuxedo
13
MAS '18 • September 2020
Glad I’ve got someone interested in buying Tuxedo. My father died in this tuxedo, and then it…
FOMO Cop
81
SMR '25 • May 2023
There were never any parties where I grew up. Believe me—I asked everybody. For my eighteenth…
A Taste of My Own Medicine
10
YMC '21-'22 • October 2020
Most people don’t believe this, but my job wasn’t always swindling terminally-ill peopl…
Hogtown
44
CYL '26 • December 2023
Most people move to Hogtown for the good public schools. They either come for that or Larry t…
TV Show Taglines
11
ZDG '20 • October 2019
-Babies vs. Cars: Will the underdog keep losing? -A car? Versus a baby? -This baby specifically d…
Eulogy of George
MGM '19 • December 2020
Good morning everyone. I know we all loved George. And I know most of you guys probably don’t…
Blockbuster
22
MAG '21-'22 • October 2020
The year is 2004. It’s Friday in 2004. You head to the Blockbuster in 2004 with your dad to r…
CMD+Space Comix
57
LKN '25 • March 2023
Taco Tuesday
39
JRD '22-'23 • December 2022
- Can I get two beef tacos please? - Sorry sir, we only …
My First Crush
BWM '19-'21 • November 2020
Her name was Sarah and I was absolutely head over heels for her. I’d cut two holes in a trash…
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