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Trying To Write Mental Health Pieces When Your Mental Health Is Pretty Okay At The Moment
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January 2022
You close your laptop, wishing you had something real to write about. The first three pieces about …
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Now That’s What I Call Music! Vol. 18,482
July 2021
Track 1 – Give Me a Little Gas, SisterTrack 2 – Your Girl Got Too Much Exhaust in the F…
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Proposal
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December 2020
A successful relationship is about listening. That’s why, when my longtime girlfriend started…
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My First Kiss
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September 2020
I pick up this girl Julia in my car, and I’m doing 90 on Lincoln Avenue, you know, batting ma…
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Tuxedo
September 2020
Glad I’ve got someone interested in buying Tuxedo. My father died in this tuxedo, and then it…
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Fire Department Tour
10
March 2020
Fire Chief: And this here’s where we do our laundry—(alarm goes off) Oof, sorry kids, t…
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The Time I Got Caught Milking
10
February 2020
One time I was at the farm, milking some cows when Bobby, the guy that owns the farm, comes out run…
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Prisoner’s Dilemma
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November 2019
Sitting handcuffed in the interrogation room, I started to sweat. They had the room at a cool 65, b…
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My Birth
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December 2020
Here are some things that might happen when I am born. — The doctor accidentally gives my pa…
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The Flu Game
10
May 2021
And Jordan moves left… Spins around Stockton… Wretches nine times and DRAINS the mid-…
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The Woods
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November 2019
I bring you out here at the end of summer every year. You notice that? My father did the same. My f…
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Dialogue Options in Fallout: New Cambridge
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May 2022
Stranger: Hey there traveler! Is there anything I can help you with?   [1] I’m very hu…
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E=mcBUTT
February 2020
sigh No, Percival, it does not. But due to your father’s generous donation, I am… plea…
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The Life of a Cowboy
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December 2020
I was only five years old when my grandpappy taught me how to shoot a gun. “Pull the trigger …
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DrivingInstructor.ai
94
May 2022
I get in the car, and I’m doing everything by the book. I’m checking my mirrors, both h…
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Lawnmower
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December 2020
Want to stop mowing your lawn like a quivering pussy? Then shut the fuck up and buy the GRASS-FUCKE…
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Wet Dream
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January 2022
At a sleepover. Kyle: Whoa! Brian what is that on your shorts?Brian: Uh, nothing! Kyle: Hey…
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The Dust Bowl
December 2020
Football is not what it used to be. During my golden years, AKA the Great Depression, we were all i…
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Letter to Roosevelt
January 2020
In 1939, at the urging of physicist Leo Szilárd, Einstein wrote a letter to FDR, informing h…