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Store Closing
December 2020
To Our Valued Customers, I regret to inform you that here at Frank’s Drugstore and Candy Emp…
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Retirement Compound Salesman
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November 2020
Apt. 1B: Hello there! How often have you dropped that Life Alert of yours into the toilet? At your …
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Krauts
10
October 2020
Legend has it while serving in the trenches in WWI Wittgenstein would masturbate to math. German S…
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A Taste of My Own Medicine
9
October 2020
Most people don’t believe this, but my job wasn’t always swindling terminally-ill peopl…
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1999
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May 2021
At the end of the millennium people started acting weird. January -The “Euro” is intr…
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Charlie and the Next Successor
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November 2019
It was time for old Charlie to pick the next child to take over the chocolate factory just as Willy…
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The Death of Kenzo Simmons
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May 2021
-Welcome to heaven. Please state your name, occupation, and cause of death.  -Wow, so you mus…
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My Speech For Tonight
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October 2008
Hi everyone. I’m Jess’s father. Thank you all for coming to Jess’s sweet sixteen.…
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Real Estate Tour
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October 2018
-And here’s the pantry. -What’s with these marks on the wall? -We marked our son&rsqu…
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Cold War Frat Boy
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May 2022
Nuclear warheads dropping near the die table. Bombs away, babes. Time for a quick game to 11 before…
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Kermit
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December 2020
Hey Everyone i just wanted to send out a house-wide email to alert you of a Special problem that ha…
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Excerpts From the Great American Novel
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February 2020
It was time for them to head west with just the shirts on their backs and the shirts on their legs.…
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The History of Hats
3
October 2020
There are all types of hats, like silver or classic. But hats haven’t always dominated our co…
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My Anime Fanfiction
16
November 2020
You wake up in your high school dorm. Umaru-chan, your roommate / stepsister who is also your girlf…
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‘Tucket
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June 2020
Hot Babes. Everywhere. Oyster season baby. Oyster. Fucking. Season. Summer on the ‘Tuck. If y…
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Leisure Corner
March 2020
Welcome to the Leisure Suit’s Larry’s Leisure Corner. Sit down. Relax. Take a break fro…
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My Dog and All My Coworkers’ Dogs All Got Food Poisoning From the Office Dog Food Stash and It Was Really Awful and Sad
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September 2021
Monday Me: (crying at desk).Lisa: Sorry to hear about your Maltese dog, Doug. When my su…
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World’s Luckiest & Most Depressed Person
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January 2022
Pam Jensen woke up just like she did every other day – at the exact moment that she could see…
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School Tour
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November 2019
Hey. Hey you. Yeah, you, freshman. Come here. Not so close. You want to see the real secrets this s…
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Inventing the Wheel
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July 2021
Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you… the wheel! (Roaring applause) Just what exac…