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Pieces

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Love Song
November 2020
This next song goes out to Janet Fisher, a very special girl in my life. Janet are you here tonight…
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Kindergarten
3
October 2020
Hello, is this the mother of Steve Austin? The stone cold professional wrestler? The 54 year old ma…
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Crowdsourcing Request
December 2020
Hey Guys!I’m sending you this email to invite you to help with my crowdfunding campaign. I&r…
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A Knight's Quest
64
The object of your next quest is to smite a dragon. No, not ‘he.’ This dragon is female…
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E=mcBUTT
February 2020
sigh No, Percival, it does not. But due to your father’s generous donation, I am… plea…
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Crazy Parents
4
October 2008
CRAZY PARENTS are a huge problem for all of us. But are your parents crazy in a comedy way, or a re…
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Visit California
126
May 2022
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CMD+Space Comix
23
March 2023
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Narcissus Eiffel-Towering
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NGH '23 AMC '23
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The Taco Bell on Beverly
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January 2020
“Where are you going?” you ask the homeless man wandering down San Vicente. “Don&…
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Allergy
March 2023
Molly: Oh Jon, this sunset picnic is so romantic…are you…crying? Jon: Sorry, *sniff*…
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Ghost Hunters
32
December 2020
School’s out, plan is a go.  It’s officially Halloween.  My parents think I&r…
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Hottest Girls In School
11
December 2021
And, action.  Open on the Three Hottest Girls in school, walking in unison, places in all the…
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Two Bailiffs Talk Before Court Starts
10
October 2018
– First day, huh. Nervous? I know I was. – No. I have everything set up. I prepared th…
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Frogs
56
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Cowboy Fantasies
5
March 2020
“I’ve been having cowboy fantasies again,” I mumble, before kicking through the s…
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Kashan Rugs
4
May 2022
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Late
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January 2022
I look down at the watch tattooed on my wrist. It’s 10:00. Fuck. I look up at my wall clock t…
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Advice For A New CIA Agent
4
October 2008
Welcome to your first day in the CIA. First of all, congratulations. If you’re an agent, you …
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Episode 243: The First One After the Robo War
10
An overnight robo-nuclear war killed everyone in the world except the production team and one of th…