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City Nights, 3029
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May 2022
It’s Saturday night, and I’m looking for trouble. Shades. Scowl. Leather jacket in all …
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Waxing Thoughts
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January 2022
“I understand your pain. I’ve gone through the same thing”:– the woman wa…
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Marco Polo
16
March 2019
Marco Polo travelled the world trading spices, documenting his experiences. Today, I entered the c…
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A Retelling of Jaws By Someone Who Has Definitely Seen It
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October 2020
Jaws…yes. Jaws is the story of a very big shark. Everyone knows that. Especially those who h…
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Stars
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June 2021
-Wow, you’re right, stargazing is pretty cool. -Stare long enough, and apparently you start …
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Chaz's Adventures in Wonderland
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So I was sitting all up in this tree with my Tinder and I saw this white rabbit. And like, that ass…
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My Speech For Tonight
9
October 2008
Hi everyone. I’m Jess’s father. Thank you all for coming to Jess’s sweet sixteen.…
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Obituary
11
July 2021
If you would’ve told me yesterday that I’d be writing an obituary for the guy in this…
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Middle School Beauty
June 2018
Wendy Perkins is the hottest girl in the 7th grade. She reads at a 6th grade level, but her body i…
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Book Discussion
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September 2021
Teacher: Greg, could you open discussion on the theme of villainy in Great Expectations?G…
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Dinosaur Story
12
May 2022
Tour Guide: We’ve finally reached the Chicxulub crater, everyone, the site of the explosion t…
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Hamilton
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October 2020
This is the real story of something that occurred to me in 2008. John Weidman ‘68: I hear we…
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St. Louis Children’s Theatre Production Company
10
March 2019
Hello kids, thanks for coming out to audition. First, a little bit about me. My unrelenting passion…
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Yo Mama So Fat
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April 2019
-…is the best way I thought I could begin breaking this news, Timmy. I’m so sorry. She…
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Business Presentation
June 2018
ME: And by subverting double axial capital inflows we can mobilize revenue twice as fast. SMITH: I…
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New York
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December 2018
Driver (singing): By God! I’m taking this Duck Boat to New York! Passengers (singing togethe…
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Inventing the Wheel
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July 2021
Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you… the wheel! (Roaring applause) Just what exac…
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Game Theoretic Standoff
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May 2022
- Freeze, punk! I’ve got you in my pistol’s sights. You can either come over and let me…
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The Big Man on Campus
October 2018
Yesterday the Big Man on Campus came to class late and the professor apologized. The class cried be…