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Relax
10
October 2018
Welcome to my zen meditation studio, kemosabe. Now get those clothes off and get on the table, the …
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Dinner Date
November 2020
Lindsey: It is so hot that you speak French, Jack.Jack: Ah, but how else would I order . . . la cr&…
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Vanitas
2
December 2020
Now that you finally have this issue in your hands, you’re probably wondering one thing and o…
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Family
October 2020
I’ve got a crazy family — two brothers, four sisters, three half-brothers, one quarter-…
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Therapy
40
January 2022
Okay, Nathan. Now tell me what you see in this picture.  That’s a headshot of you, bu…
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My Feminism
December 2020
Even though it’s harder than ever before to be a woman, it’s easier than ever to be a f…
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Seven Deadly Gourds
June 2020
The Orange Gourd: This one will kill you 100%. The Ghost Pepper: This one is less pungent, still…
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Dialogue Options in Fallout: New Cambridge
23
May 2022
Stranger: Hey there traveler! Is there anything I can help you with?   [1] I’m very hu…
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Goin’ West
December 2020
Uh oh. I did it again. Fell asleep after all the kids got on the bus, so now I gotta get all these …
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Safari
September 2020
“And here you’ll see the world’s fastest animal, the cheetah. A beautiful example…
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New Partner
19
January 2016
A cop’s #1 belief: I’m not gonna be the jerkoff that shoots his own partner. I live and…
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Cryobank Waiting Room
150
October 2020
-       First time? -       Yeah. Gotta pay rent somehow.  - &…
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Keynote Speech
December 2020
And that is how Denta-Firm is changing the game, as the world’s first ever blood-free tooth…
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One Man Car Wash
June 2020
– (standing on street corner with buckets of water, some rags, and a ‘Car Wash’ s…
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Squigley
10
December 2021
Carl Squigley always had his nose buried in a book, which was buried in a still-flushing toilet. He…
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Gun Show
July 2021
Turbus: And this here is the Heckler and Koch SR9, with extra bolt-action to make your kills absolu…
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Why I Wish I Was a Green Boy Instead of a Blue Boy
December 2020
I was born a blue boy, but my whole life I’ve wanted to be a big green boy. Green boys get to…
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Larry takes a trip on Delta Airlines Flight 460 to Las Vegas
March 2020
Patricia: Hello everyone and welcome to Delta Airlines Flight 460 to Las Vegas. My name is Patricia…
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Modern Day Barbershop Quartet
2
October 2020
Quartet: (singing) Once is a day at a time, twice is looking so fine! Customer: Neat-o! A quartet!…