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Film Noir
2
December 2020
The year was December 17th, winter to be exact. Outside my office it was a wet, dark afternoon&mdas…
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What I Imagine Summer Camp is Like
December 2020
1. Toodle-ee-doo! The trumpet song wakes me up—time to canoe to breakfast. 2. I eat slop wit…
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Things I Want to Tell Stacy Now That I’m No Longer In Eighth Grade
21
February 2010
– I was the one who kind of initiated the tradition of everyone hugging each other at the end…
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Heaven
82
December 2022
– And the last thing is that the Build-A-Bear is closed Sundays, so you’ll want to plan…
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A Man with a Limp and Three Glass Eyes
December 2020
Who am I? I’m the guy who sits in the bar all day and waits for some tall dark and handsome h…
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Godzilla Comix
21
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Mr. 305
14
September 2021
Ever had somebody tell you that you looked like a celebrity? For some it’s a blessing, but fo…
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QUEER ON THE FRONTIER
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October 2020
Host: Hello and welcome back to Queer on the Frontier: the show that examines cultural representati…
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Words to Console a Grieving Friend
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September 2021
We’ve all been there, Gam-gam’s down for the count and you’re tongue-tied. Read b…
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2019 World Expo
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March 2019
– Attention please, the presentation by Tajikistan will begin in 5 minutes. – (20 minu…
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World Famous Worm
40
December 2021
We had barely started the road trip when we started seeing the signs advertising the ‘World&r…
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My First Kiss
20
September 2020
I pick up this girl Julia in my car, and I’m doing 90 on Lincoln Avenue, you know, batting ma…
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Fireman
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December 2022
As a fireman, I face difficult decisions on a daily and nightly basis. For instance, do I take the …
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Crowdsourcing Request
December 2020
Hey Guys!I’m sending you this email to invite you to help with my crowdfunding campaign. I&r…
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One Liners
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Times That an Extinction-Level Nuclear War Would Really Suck
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May 2022
- One day before technology that makes everyone live forever is invented - One hour before all the…
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The C5 Beer Pong Table Piece
December 2019
So you’re in the market for a custom Beer Pong Table, preferably in the C4 through C6 range, …
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Fat Camp
60
March 2019
My parents said they knew I could lose the weight on my own, but it’d be so much easier for t…
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‘Tucket
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June 2020
Hot Babes. Everywhere. Oyster season baby. Oyster. Fucking. Season. Summer on the ‘Tuck. If y…
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A Knight's Quest
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The object of your next quest is to smite a dragon. No, not ‘he.’ This dragon is female…