CRAZY PARENTS are a huge problem for all of us. But are your parents crazy in a comedy way, or a regular way? Find out by comparing your situation to the ones below.
[Setting – a banquet hall where a party is taking place]
SON: I really hope that nobody embarrasses me at my birthday party.
DAD: BUTTONS FOR SALE! BUTTONS FOR SALE!
[Setting – a bedroom at four o’clock in the morning]
DAD: Son, wake up.
DAD: Come downstairs, [silently leaves room]
[Downstairs, dad is sitting at the kitchen table]
SON: Dad? What’s going—
DAD: LimbAA. Dangwee. Lon-gagu._LCW-GA-GA-GA-GA.
MOM: [rushing in] Oh Jesus, his bottle of anti-psychotic medicine is completely full. Jesus, Jesus.