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Crimson Parody
Fall '25
The Lampoon's Fall 2025 parody of the Harvard Crimson
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Sound Syndrome
The POW! # • by RSA '25
My wife can’t stand me now because whenever I try dirty talk...
Triage
The POW! # • by CLHC '26
Virtual Date
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by JAJ '26
I can barely see you,” Delilah starts off our virtual date...
Job Application: Pizza Hut Delivery Driver
The POW! # • by The Harvard Lampoon
None of your goddam business...
Grace
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by JAJ '26
Dad: Dear heavenly Father, we thank you for the food we’re about to eat...
Miss Trunchbull Goes to the Club
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by GMB '28
This place blows...
Move Trailer
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by GCLS '27
Black screen. Little girl's voice: "There once was a man named Blood-maker...
Arcade Game Update
The POW! # • by HTM '26
WELCOME TO ULTIMATE DEATH SHOWDOWN V...
Mc Carthy In Hell
The POW! # • by HTM '26
Wait! Don’t throw me in the fire...
War Horse
The POW! # • by SEH '26
War Horse is very fast and strong. He is good Horse...
B.R. Tanglord: Life, Literature. Legacy
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by MSS ’25
As detailed in the previous pages...
Vice President
The POW! # • by HTM '26
We look great in this inauguration photo, Mr. President! Can you just do me a small favor and have the media guys edit out the bunny ears...
Deep Cuts
Post-apocalyptic School
Mutually Assured Destruction # • by JTK '24
I hate school. I hate the radioactive desks, the radioactive homework, the radioactive pieces of plu...
Fat Camp
Hey You Yeah You Quit Pulling My Leg # • by JLG '21
My parents said they knew I could lose the weight on my own, but it’d be so much easier for them not...
John Quiñones, Host of the Hidden Camera Program What Would You Do?, Attempts To Buy Drugs on the Street
Upside Up # • by GPCP '22
John: I got the money right here. Let’s make this quick.
Dealer: Say… aren’t you John Quiñones?
J...
Fahrenheit 451
Mutually Assured Destruction # • by GPCP '22
It was a pleasure to burn. Guy Montag knew it better than anyone—he was a fireman, the kind that bur...
One for the Road Comix
Suburbia # • by MIC '26
Dating Simulator
One Last Dance # • by GPCP '22
It’s the first day at Romance Academy. A new student introduces herself to you: Mitzi, eighteen, gig...
Mc Carthy In Hell
The POW! # • by HTM '26
Wait! Don’t throw me in the fire...
Draft Dodging
The Quixotic # • by RYSL
The national draft is underway, and as an amputee I’m terrified of active combat. Thankfully, I’m in...
Dougle
Lampy Sells Out # • by AAD '23-'24
Office Crush
Upside Up # • by YMC '21-'22
From the moment I met Louise Arlington, I knew the girl was trouble. "Sir?", she said. My god, that ...
Vanitas
Me and My Lovers # • by LRK '21-'22
Dear Readers,
My greatest hope for you all is that you actually know how to read because this is...
Day in the Life Comix
The Quixotic # • by IKI '26
