A foreign land. A jungle of death...

My wife can’t stand me now because whenever I try dirty talk...

FORE! Aw, dammit. I shanked it again...

It’s Saint Patrick’s Day, and CHARLIE BROWN and HIS FRIENDS are searching for four-leaf shamrocks. But, every shamrock Charlie pulls turns out to be a regular rock...

Coming home from the war has been an adjustment. My family has had to get used to the fact that I no longer have any legs...

Tanglord, I'm here because I love you. I know we haven't talked in a bit, but it's not like I haven't tried. It's just that ever since we told you about beer last Thursday...

Dad: Dear heavenly Father, we thank you for the food we’re about to eat...

WELCOME TO ULTIMATE DEATH SHOWDOWN V...

Black screen. Little girl's voice: "There once was a man named Blood-maker...

I’m caught in a time loop where every day I wake up naked inside a piñata...

Bullets fly all around me. One hits me in the arm. Oh, God. I feel a DSTP flashback coming on. I'm about to be tortured by a memory of normal civilian life...

I milk myself nightly into my tub. My nightly emissions pool in my bath, glistening with a spectral ...

To my dear patients it goes without saying that I will not be taking cancer advice from anyone with cancer...

CRAZY PARENTS are a huge problem for all of us. But are your parents crazy in a comedy way, or a reg...

There’s a special place in hell for weird guys who can’t be kept in the regular part of hell. MAG

This is the fight song for John Wayne Gacy, the Murderer, High School.  JWG High We Love You (Oh, Y...

You have entered the chat. You have added Sarah Brickman to the chat. Me: Sarah Me: !! Me: ****S...

Peter Sagal: Thaaaanks Bill, it’s the week between Christmas and new years and we here at Wait Wait ...

Written by: DRM ’18 Art by: JFAR ’19-22

Take this short quiz and see if we can guess where you were born! How do you pronounce Mayonnaise?A...

Mexican standoff: A confrontation among two or more armed parties, none of which wants to attack fir...

Explorer: And right here are the Rocky Moun—no wait, just another barren wasteland.