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Fall '25
The Lampoon's Fall 2025 parody of the Harvard Crimson

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Barbie Gets Breast Cancer
Entirely Secret & Completely Optional # by KMB '26
Welcome to the first support group meeting for Barbies with Cancer. Please help yourself to some Easy-Bake banana bread...
Grief Counselor
Entirely Secret & Completely Optional # by RB '26
Pete has been struggling to find work ever since he had the optional surgery that removed his ability to understand subtlety...
What Would You Do?
Entirely Secret & Completely Optional # by RB '26
What Would You Do? is a hidden camera show where ordinary citizens face moral dilemmas...
Lampoon Investigates Was Nam Really That Bad?
The POW! # by SEH '26
When this reporter first learned about the Vietnam War...
Profile: Dirt Bike Baby
The POW! # by HTM '26
Some say that the most unusual thing about Dirt Bike Baby is his dirt bike...
B.R. Tanglord: Life, Literature. Legacy
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # by MSS ’25
As detailed in the previous pages...
Intervention Letter
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # by DKN ’27
Tanglord, I'm here because I love you. I know we haven't talked in a bit, but it's not like I haven't tried. It's just that ever since we told you about beer last Thursday...
Miss Trunchbull Goes to the Club
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # by GMB '28
This place blows...
Job Application: Pizza Hut Delivery Driver
The POW! # by The Harvard Lampoon
None of your goddam business...
How To: Human Shield
The POW! # by CLHC '26
When you get selected to be a human shield you must accept the fact that these are your last few minutes alive...
Silly PTSD
The POW! # by CYL '26
Coming home from the war has been an adjustment. My family has had to get used to the fact that I no longer have any legs...
FBI's Most Wanted Children
The POW! # by CLHC '26
8-year-old Chinese boy who had his emotions surgically...

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My First Kiss
Symphonia Fantastica # by JPW '21
I pick up this girl Julia in my car, and I’m doing 90 on Lincoln Avenue, you know, batting mailboxes...
Dumb Bouncer
Upside Up # by MFP '23-24
Alright, buddy, let’s see some ID. (Inspecting) It says here you were born in (squints) 2011, which ...
Geoffrey Sanders, World Explorer
All Natural # by PKS '21-'22
Antarctica - There aren’t many permanent residents so the scientists make friends with penguins and ...
Words to Console a Grieving Friend
Best Served Cold # by FOD '24
We’ve all been there, Gam-gam’s down for the count and you’re tongue-tied. Read below for my top tip...
The Forgetful Neurosurgeon
Upside Up # by JRD '22-'23
Episode One: “By the Book” The forgetful neurosurgeon forgets his scalpel at home! Luckily he improv...
Lou Bega Gets Married
Symphonia Fantastica # by PKS '21-'22
A little bit of Jenieva in my life A little bit of Jenieva by my side A little bit of Jenieva is a...
Store Closing
Dead of Night # by DRM '18
To Our Valued Customers, I regret to inform you that here at Frank’s Drugstore and Candy Emporium w...
Squigley
Cool # by GPCP '22
Carl Squigley always had his nose buried in a book, which was buried in a still-flushing toilet. He ...
A Very Special Strealer
Entirely Secret & Completely Optional # by JRC '27
The Red Sox are leading the Yankees in a 2-1 nail-biter going into the ninth inning. Aaron Judge steps up to bat, and—hang on, folks—he’s been shoved out of the way by a buck naked streaker...
Career Day
Cool # by MFP '23-24
My dad has the coolest job ever. Everyday he comes home in a different kiss-stained uniform. Some da...
Life in a Bubble
Upside Up # by NGH '23
I live in a bubble. My body’s been wrapped in bubble wrap enough times to just roll around and eat t...
Next in Line Comix
The Quixotic # by MIC '26
New Mexico United game — tap to view
Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019
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