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Crimson Parody
Fall '25
The Lampoon's Fall 2025 parody of the Harvard Crimson
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Grace
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by JAJ '26
Dad: Dear heavenly Father, we thank you for the food we’re about to eat...
Call of Duty 1969
The POW! # • by HTM '26
A foreign land. A jungle of death...
How to Do a Meet-Cute Like in the Movies
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by JAJ '26
Bump into a girl on your way to class...
Move Trailer
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by GCLS '27
Black screen. Little girl's voice: "There once was a man named Blood-maker...
FBI's Most Wanted Children
The POW! # • by CLHC '26
8-year-old Chinese boy who had his emotions surgically...
Dear Arnold
The POW! # • by DKN ’27
Everyone we know died of STDs...
How To: Human Shield
The POW! # • by CLHC '26
When you get selected to be a human shield you must accept the fact that these are your last few minutes alive...
Polygraph Test
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by BDL '26
Me: I did not kill my wife...
Vice President
The POW! # • by HTM '26
We look great in this inauguration photo, Mr. President! Can you just do me a small favor and have the media guys edit out the bunny ears...
Post-Presidency
The POW! # • by HTM '26
Typically, presidents near the end of their term are worried about how they’ll be remembered.I’m much more worried about finding my next job...
Job Application: Pizza Hut Delivery Driver
The POW! # • by The Harvard Lampoon
None of your goddam business...
Rat Western
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by MSS ’25
Today, the sun beats down in a different way. The rays pierce through my fur and into my skin...
Deep Cuts
At the Water Cooler
Upside Up # • by MAG '21-'22
(Water cooler noises)
-Hey man.
-Hey.
(Water cooler noises)
-Whatcha drinking there?
-Water.
...
Commercial Shoot
Last Ditch Effort # • by CDL '21
-Listen, kid. This is easy. Just read off the teleprompter, and we’re golden. Start whenever.
-Alri...
Buzzer
Family Friendly Comedy # • by GPL '21-'22
– Hey dude how do we know our pizza is ready for pick-up?
– The buzzer they gave us.
– Oh yeah, ha...
Golf Course Dispute
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by MFEC '27
FORE! Aw, dammit. I shanked it again...
Placebo
Lampy Sells Out # • by JTK '24
Dougle
Lampy Sells Out # • by AAD '23-'24
Dating Millie Bobby Brown
Upside Up # • by NGH '23
“Where the fuck are my Eggos?!”, Millie yells.
One of the Eggos is slightly burnt, so I panic and ...
Moon Mine
Family Friendly Comedy # • by ZDG '20
A notice to all MoonCorp employees:
Gentlemen, this is your CEO. Please keep mining; no reason to b...
Camping On Desert Trails
Upside Up # • by FOD '24
My father was a man of few words, a cowboy in the truest sense of the word. This could often lead to...
Kitchen Sink
Suburbia # • by VG
For our anniversary, my husband Thomas got me a new sink.
It’s almost as if he’s trying to test me...
The Dust Bowl
Sets in the West # • by LGF '21-'22
Football is not what it used to be. During my golden years, AKA the Great Depression, we were all in...
Rat Western
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by MSS ’25
Today, the sun beats down in a different way. The rays pierce through my fur and into my skin...
