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Spring ’26
The Lampoon's Spring 2026 parody of the Harvard Crimson
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White Boy Wisdoms
Skin of my Teeth# • by JGC '26
We visited JGC’s grandfather...
The Legend of Toothpick
Before I Go# • by ZRRG '27
It weren’t too long after Silas Boone was born...
Salem Witch Trials
Before I Go# • by SEH '26
People of Salem, stop this madness...
Screaming Into The Void
Before I Go# • by SEH '26
Only 11,” he whispered to himself...
Rose Colored Glasses
Before I Go# • by CYL '26
When Billy was about five years old...
George Abofo
Skin of my Teeth# • by CLHC '26
It was a dark and stormy night...
After the Flu Game
Book Smart# • by HTM '26
In game 5 of the 1997 NBA finals...
Britannica
Book Smart# • by JGLH '25-'26
A witch cursed me at the county fair...
Tips for Succeeding in Improv
Before I Go# • by LNW '27
Know When to Keep a Scene Going...
Jester
Before I Go# • by AAW '28
Is it just me, or...
Ethical Zoo
Book Smart# • by LNW '27
Hey kiddos, welcome to City Zoo...
Married to my Job
Skin of my Teeth# • by AWE '27
Hey lady, let’s get out of here...
Deep Cuts
Texting on My Laptop
Hey You Yeah You Quit Pulling My Leg # • by MAG '21-'22
Me: Hey Sarah
Me: Hey
Me: Hey Sarah
Me: Hey Sarah, sorry.
Me: I didn’t realize hitting enter on...
Rose Colored Glasses
Before I Go# • by CYL '26
When Billy was about five years old...
Modern Mom Gritty Reboot
The Quixotic # • by CLC '22-'23
(Lights up. Camera pans over a grayscale suburb.)
VOICEOVER: The modern mom is secure.
(Flash: a p...
War Horse
The POW! # • by SEH '26
War Horse is very fast and strong. He is good Horse...
Thumb War
Upside Up # • by NGH '23
First rule of being the new kid is to look out for bullies. I see a bully in the bathroom threatenin...
Missy Manners
Classics # • by ghost
Okay, so you’re in the cafeteria. They’re serving peas. The boy across from you is throwing peas lik...
Algorithms
The ▵S=Sf – Si = ∫dQ/T # • by VIN '21-'22
Algorithms are all around us. You might not see or hear them, but they are present. They are there w...
Conditional Love
Imaginary Friends # • by EB '24
Would you still date me if I had feet for hands...
Love Song
Me and My Lovers # • by MFP '23-24
This next song goes out to Janet Fisher, a very special girl in my life. Janet are you here tonight?...
Virtual Heist
Mutually Assured Destruction # • by FOD '24
In the real world, I may be a loser that lives in a shack in the middle of the post-apocalyptic dust...
The Forgetful Neurosurgeon
Upside Up # • by JRD '22-'23
Episode One: “By the Book” The forgetful neurosurgeon forgets his scalpel at home! Luckily he improv...
Lifeguard
Upside Up # • by MFP '23-24
Kid: Help, I’m drowning!
Hot Lifeguard: Clint, go get him!
Fat Lifeguard: Really?
Hot Lifeguard:...