The most important part of hostage negotiations is being unafraid of failure. In fact, 90% of my hostage negotiations have ended in death...

Bullets fly all around me. One hits me in the arm. Oh, God. I feel a DSTP flashback coming on. I'm about to be tortured by a memory of normal civilian life...

When this reporter first learned about the Vietnam War...

Tanglord, I'm here because I love you. I know we haven't talked in a bit, but it's not like I haven't tried. It's just that ever since we told you about beer last Thursday...

It’s Saint Patrick’s Day, and CHARLIE BROWN and HIS FRIENDS are searching for four-leaf shamrocks. But, every shamrock Charlie pulls turns out to be a regular rock...

Welcome to the first support group meeting for Barbies with Cancer. Please help yourself to some Easy-Bake banana bread...

When you get selected to be a human shield you must accept the fact that these are your last few minutes alive...

This place blows...

War Horse is very fast and strong. He is good Horse...

A foreign land. A jungle of death...

Today, the sun beats down in a different way. The rays pierce through my fur and into my skin...

8-year-old Chinese boy who had his emotions surgically...

Greetings, assembled cabinet ministers of the Soviet Union. I have a confession to make. I am not ac...

I’ve got a crazy family — two brothers, four sisters, three half-brothers, one quarter-sister, one m...

My father was a man of few words, a cowboy in the truest sense of the word. This could often lead to...

- So I’m eating a pint of ice cream a day and chasing it with a rotisserie chicken, but a few weeks ...

The predecessor to Thomas the Tank Engine, this anthropomorphic military vehicle teaches children li...

Life ‘em up, boys. That’s what our sergeant used to say. Our job was to create the biggest biome in ...

Who am I? I’m the guy who sits in the bar all day and waits for some tall dark and handsome hero to ...

You are feeling awfully hungry today. What would you like to eat? > A ham sandwich. Keep readin...

But just what a year for movies! All my friends tell me, they tell me George Clooney, you love movie...

To my dear patients it goes without saying that I will not be taking cancer advice from anyone with cancer...

It’s the first day at Romance Academy. A new student introduces herself to you: Mitzi, eighteen, gig...

“Where the fuck are my Eggos?!”, Millie yells.  One of the Eggos is slightly burnt, so I panic and ...