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Imaginary Friends #
Spring 2024
This issue is not real, but merely a figment of your imagination...
Suburbia #
Winter 2023
This is the Suburbia # because I grew up in the suburbs, and also because the only thing I’m afraid ...
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Crimson Parody
Spring ’25
The Lampoon's Spring 2025 parody of the Harvard Crimson
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One for the Road Comix
Suburbia #
• by MIC '26
Lover in the Night Comix
The Quixotic #
• by AMC '23
Morning Announcements
Suburbia #
• by SEH '26
Good morning Vietnam! No, it's not Robin Williams. I know everyone gets excited every time I do that...
Raised by Wolves
Suburbia #
• by LKN '25
-Hello class, today we have a new student. He was raised by wolves. -Hi, everyone. I’m Drew. It’s a...
Kitchen Sink
Suburbia #
• by VG
For our anniversary, my husband Thomas got me a new sink. It’s almost as if he’s trying to test me...
Party Store
Imaginary Friends #
• by BJS ’25
Hey, Dave? You know that unicorn piñata...
Pool Rules
Suburbia #
• by SEH '26
Children under the age of 14 may not use the pool without a parent or guardian present, unless the...
A Letter To The Suburbs
Suburbia #
• by RYSL
Dear Suburbs, You are my roots; I owe you everything. You molded me into the man that the city too...
Day in the Life Comix
The Quixotic #
• by IKI '26
Accountant
The Quixotic #
• by OMA '24
Those files better say that I can buy a boat, Gene. My wife loves boats. My girlfriend loves boats...
The Summer I Turned Into Danny DeVito
Suburbia #
• by CYL '26
My mom used to tell me that I just had to wait for puberty to hit and then I wouldn’t be ugly anymor...
Bob Golf
The Quixotic #
• by JKF '25
“How was your summer, Bob Golf?” chuckles the hottest guy in school. I like to stand behind him in t...
Deep Cuts
Horse Girl Blog
The Proper Bostonians #
• by LKN '25
06/07/2022 Hey saddle sisters. Didn’t play outside with the other kids today. Too busy doing horse s...
Movie Theatre
Smellfungus #
• by SWR '19-'20
My Steed
The Proper Bostonians #
• by MFP '23-24
Good evening, Lady Harrington. I have arrived on my mighty steed to take you away to — pardon me. Ho...
Side Gig
The Quixotic #
• by JTK '24
Every pizza shop’s dream is a delivery driver with no obligation to the law. That, or an Italian piz...
At The Airport With My Least Favorite Uncle
Nantucket Sleighride #
• by ENO '21
Uncle: Hey, Martin! Martin! Sit with me! Martin: I gotta get on my plane. Uncle: Where’re you flyi...
Exam Locations
Seasons of Life
• by MJS '19
Last Names A- Y: Harding Room 2121 Last Name Zanderson: Arrive at the boarded up Liquor-Max on Wash...
Donate Broth
Lampy Sells Out #
• by JGB '25
Lifeguarding
All Natural #
• by MAG '21-'22
Lifeguard: (sips smoothie) I’m just saying: if your kid was “drowning in the deep end” then someone ...
Tales of Vengeance
Best Served Cold #
• by MAG '21-'22
For our upcoming issue, we asked some Lampoon subscribers to write in to share stories about times t...
Fieldnotes
The Quixotic #
• by JKF '25
In 1954, psychologists infiltrated housewife Dorothy Martin’s UFO doomsday cult. 4:00 AM: Dorot...
New Best Friend
The Quixotic #
• by SEH '26
This guy Brian showed up in my shower last night. The water wasn’t on, he was just reading a c...
Jester, Ibis, Blot
Upside Up #
• by NGH '23
Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019
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