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Spring ’26
The Lampoon's Spring 2026 parody of the Harvard Crimson
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Hookup
Book Smart# • by BDL '26
Nobody has ever made it this far...
There’s No Nobel Prize For Grilling
Book Smart# • by JGLH '25-'26
My greatest dream in life is to perfect the art of grilling...
Vietnam War Memorial
Skin of my Teeth# • by JAJ '26
I’m a graffiti artist. You might be familiar with my work...
Poll
Skin of my Teeth# • by LKN '25
So how are my numbers looking...
A Performative Feminist
Book Smart# • by JRC '27
When it comes to performative feminism...
Married to my Job
Skin of my Teeth# • by AWE '27
Hey lady, let’s get out of here...
One Horse Show
Book Smart# • by SEH '26
Spotlight on a bale of hay...
Science Genius
Book Smart# • by HTM '26
I am a science genius..,
My Poker Face
Book Smart# • by LNW '27
Go Fish...
White Boy Wisdoms
Skin of my Teeth# • by JGC '26
We visited JGC’s grandfather...
After the Flu Game
Book Smart# • by HTM '26
In game 5 of the 1997 NBA finals...
Poo Gun
Skin of my Teeth# • by GMB '28
I was born with a poo gun in my hand...
Deep Cuts
Mecca
Upside Up # • by SAB '24
Half-way through my pilgrimage to Mecca, I decided I’m actually going to be agnostic.
Earlier toda...
Cryobank Waiting Room
For Your Consideration # • by JLN '21-22
- First time?
- Yeah. Gotta pay rent somehow.
- Rent? (scoffs) Rent? Look aroun...
Voice-Activated Lights
README # • by SMR '25
— I’m excited to see your new place finally.— Here, let me turn on the lights. AHHH! They’re voice-a...
Paul McCartney Hyping Himself Up Outside of Ricky’s Pub Before Naming The Beatles – July 14, 1958, Liverpool
Symphonia Fantastica # • by JFAR '19-'22
Okay Paul. You’ve got this mate. You’re gonna go in there, you’re gonna march right up to George, an...
Mr. Worldwide
Symphonia Fantastica # • by CDL '21
Pitbull’s plane touches down at Miami International Airport at 12:43 on a Tuesday. He’s sitting on a...
My First Kiss
Symphonia Fantastica # • by JPW '21
I pick up this girl Julia in my car, and I’m doing 90 on Lincoln Avenue, you know, batting mailboxes...
The Beat Generation
Smellfungus # • by MAG '21-'22
Jazz flowed from the streets in the 50s. We swam naked in the churches. We prayed in the oceans. We ...
Colonizing Mars
Mutually Assured Destruction # • by GPCP '22
Mission control, I’ve successfully landed on Mars. Terraforming will take a few weeks since it’s j...
Move Trailer
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by GCLS '27
Black screen. Little girl's voice: "There once was a man named Blood-maker...
What Would You Do?
Entirely Secret & Completely Optional # • by RB '26
What Would You Do? is a hidden camera show where ordinary citizens face moral dilemmas...
Times That an Extinction-Level Nuclear War Would Really Suck
Mutually Assured Destruction # • by SAB '24
- One day before technology that makes everyone live forever is invented
- One hour before all the ...
Words to Console a Grieving Friend
Best Served Cold # • by FOD '24
We’ve all been there, Gam-gam’s down for the count and you’re tongue-tied. Read below for my top tip...