Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019
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Imaginary Friends #
Spring 2024
This issue is not real, but merely a figment of your imagination...
Suburbia #
Winter 2023
This is the Suburbia # because I grew up in the suburbs, and also because the only thing I’m afraid ...
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Crimson Parody
Spring ’25
The Lampoon's Spring 2025 parody of the Harvard Crimson
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Draft Dodging
The Quixotic #
• by RYSL
The national draft is underway, and as an amputee I’m terrified of active combat. Thankfully, I’m in...
From the Creators of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!"
Suburbia #
• by LKN '25
“I Can Totally See This Being Mayonnaise” Margarine “It’s For My Windshields” Lubricant “Look! A L...
Confessional
README #
• by SMR '25
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned...
Party Store
Imaginary Friends #
• by BJS ’25
Hey, Dave? You know that unicorn piñata...
Next in Line Comix
The Quixotic #
• by MIC '26
Suburban Journaling
Suburbia #
• by JKF '25
On summer nights, I would sit by the train tracks. There wasn’t much to do around town except go to ...
Accountant
The Quixotic #
• by OMA '24
Those files better say that I can buy a boat, Gene. My wife loves boats. My girlfriend loves boats...
Day in the Life Comix
The Quixotic #
• by IKI '26
Lover in the Night Comix
The Quixotic #
• by AMC '23
Rhombus
The Quixotic #
• by JGB '25
I have the rare version of the Midas Touch where everything I touch turns into rhombuses. It all sta...
The Summer I Turned Into Danny DeVito
Suburbia #
• by CYL '26
My mom used to tell me that I just had to wait for puberty to hit and then I wouldn’t be ugly anymor...
Incentives
Suburbia #
• by MRB '25
Ever since I earned my online economics nanodegree, I’ve been controlling my fourth-grade class usin...
Deep Cuts
Antidepressants
The Mental Health Issue #
• by EBC '22-'23
What they don’t tell you about starting antidepressants is that sometimes you’ll try to kill yoursel...
Secret Journal
Cool #
• by GPCP '22
-Hey, I found the quiet kid’s journal—it’s all about the popular kids and how he’s “gonna make them ...
Surf Trip
Sets in the West #
• by HJH '19
I’ll never forget the summer I road-tripped to Hawaii with my two best friends. While it started out...
Real Estate Tour
Seasons of Life
• by HFJ '18
-And here’s the pantry. -What’s with these marks on the wall? -We marked our son’s height each yea...
Costume Party
Flesh & Blood #
• by SWR '19-'20
— Hey Brenda how’s it— jesus christ dude! — Ha ha fooled ya. Don’t I look just like her? — You’re ...
One Man Show
One Last Dance #
• by EPS '24
The janitor was diligently color-coding dust when the director burst in. “Mort, none of the actors s...
Geoffrey Sanders, World Explorer
All Natural #
• by PKS '21-'22
Antarctica - There aren’t many permanent residents so the scientists make friends with penguins and ...
Tax Collector
Mutually Assured Destruction #
• by JGB '25
When it came time for collecting taxes, the tax collector’s only instruction from the robots was to ...
Frat Boy
Cool #
• by NGH '23
There’s nothing cooler than being a frat boy. Picture this. I’m sitting on the front porch of the ...
What I Imagine Summer Camp is Like
Break of Day #
• by SVG '18
1. Toodle-ee-doo! The trumpet song wakes me up—time to canoe to breakfast. 2. I eat slop with the g...
World's Nicest People Convention
Mutually Assured Destruction #
• by BGS '22-'23
-That was an excellent dinner. Should we get the check?-Sure. This one’s on me. -No, please, I’ve go...
D-Day Picnic
Nantucket Sleighride #
• by ZDG '20
Soldiers: (storm the beach) (lots of explosions) Father: What the heck we’re having a picnic here! ...
Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019
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