What’s New
Check it Out
%20(1)%20(dragged).jpg)
Crimson Parody
Fall '25
The Lampoon's Fall 2025 parody of the Harvard Crimson
The Latest
80-Year-Old Virgin
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by BDL '26
You might be wondering: how? Was I unattractive...
Snoopy's B-Plot
The POW! # • by LKN '25
It’s Saint Patrick’s Day, and CHARLIE BROWN and HIS FRIENDS are searching for four-leaf shamrocks. But, every shamrock Charlie pulls turns out to be a regular rock...
Move Trailer
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by GCLS '27
Black screen. Little girl's voice: "There once was a man named Blood-maker...
Mc Carthy In Hell
The POW! # • by HTM '26
Wait! Don’t throw me in the fire...
Grace
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by JAJ '26
Dad: Dear heavenly Father, we thank you for the food we’re about to eat...
Dear Arnold
The POW! # • by DKN ’27
Everyone we know died of STDs...
How To: Human Shield
The POW! # • by CLHC '26
When you get selected to be a human shield you must accept the fact that these are your last few minutes alive...
War Horse
The POW! # • by SEH '26
War Horse is very fast and strong. He is good Horse...
Sound Syndrome
The POW! # • by RSA '25
My wife can’t stand me now because whenever I try dirty talk...
Reverse PTSD
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by GMB '28
Bullets fly all around me. One hits me in the arm. Oh, God. I feel a DSTP flashback coming on. I'm about to be tortured by a memory of normal civilian life...
How to Do a Meet-Cute Like in the Movies
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by JAJ '26
Bump into a girl on your way to class...
Call of Duty 1969
The POW! # • by HTM '26
A foreign land. A jungle of death...
Deep Cuts
Hammurabi
The Unstoppable March # • by ZDG '20
After the success of his first 282 laws, the Babylonian lawgiver released a less popular but more nu...
Cold War Frat Boy
Mutually Assured Destruction # • by SAB '24
Nuclear warheads dropping near the die table. Bombs away, babes. Time for a quick game to 11 before ...
Tales of Vengeance
Best Served Cold # • by MAG '21-'22
For our upcoming issue, we asked some Lampoon subscribers to write in to share stories about times t...
Laser Danger
The Mental Health Issue # • by MAG '21-'22
Before dying of liver failure, action stuntman Laser Danger said some of the coolest things uttere...
Advice
Nantucket Sleighride # • by NSG '20-'22
Listen bro I totally get where you’re coming from, but just remember that next time you point a fing...
The Taco Bell on Beverly
The ▵S=Sf – Si = ∫dQ/T # • by HBF '19
“Where are you going?” you ask the homeless man wandering down San Vicente. “Don’t you know the Taco...
Allergy
README # • by LKN '25
Molly: Oh Jon, this sunset picnic is so romantic…are you…crying?
Jon: Sorry, *sniff* I’m just aller...
Colonizing Mars
Mutually Assured Destruction # • by GPCP '22
Mission control, I’ve successfully landed on Mars. Terraforming will take a few weeks since it’s j...
Grace
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by JAJ '26
Dad: Dear heavenly Father, we thank you for the food we’re about to eat...
Kashan Rugs
Lampy Sells Out # • by EAH
Murphy's Law
Upside Up # • by IKI '26
Date Ideas
Me and My Lovers # • by LRK '21-'22
-Tap Dancing Summer Intensive-Battle it out in a kite flying competition-Try lettuce for the first t...
