Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019
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The POW! #
• by The Harvard Lampoon
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Nazareth Carpentry FAQ
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• by HTM '26
IF JESUS IS A MIRACLE WORKER, THEN WHY IS MY PROJECT TAKING SO LONG...
Jobbly: Origin Story
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• by HRF '25
Jobbly-joobly; jibbly, jobbly...
Triage
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• by CLHC '26
Lampoon Investigates Was Nam Really That Bad?
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• by SEH '26
When this reporter first learned about the Vietnam War...
Waking Up From A Coma
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• by AWE '27
Hey Bruce, how’d you sleep? I hope it was good, because we have a lot to discuss now that you’re awake. Remember Jibbly from our wedding...
Silly PTSD
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• by CYL '26
Coming home from the war has been an adjustment. My family has had to get used to the fact that I no longer have any legs...
Arcade Game Update
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• by HTM '26
WELCOME TO ULTIMATE DEATH SHOWDOWN V...
Sound Syndrome
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• by RSA '25
My wife can’t stand me now because whenever I try dirty talk...
How Ivy League Aliens Respond When You Ask Where They Crash Landed
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• by SEH '26
Oh, just a little crater in Roswell. Well I’m from New York, but every summer we crash in Area 51...
How To: Mexican Standoffs
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• by MSS ’25
The first thing you will need to do is point a gun at a guy...
How To: Hostage Negotiation
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• by CLHC '26
The most important part of hostage negotiations is being unafraid of failure. In fact, 90% of my hostage negotiations have ended in death...
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Turing Test
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• by FOD '24
— Hey check it out, it’s our lab's newest artificial intelligence. — Oh. Cool. — Ask it...
Molotov Cocktail
Upside Up #
• by MFP '23-24
- I’ll take one molotov cocktail, kind sir. - (Throws molotov cocktail on the dancefloor) - Perfec...
My Birth
Flesh & Blood #
• by SWR '19-'20
Here are some things that might happen when I am born. — The doctor accidentally gives my parents t...
F.B.I. Agent
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• by KMB '26
Yes, it’s me. I’m the one listening into every call, text, or video you’ve ever sent. It’s just me though...
SchopenMeower Cartoons
Lampy Sells Out #
• by AMC '23
Gavels
Justice Is Served #
• by JGB '25
You know that feeling when you take out your laundry and there’s only one sock, and you’re like wher...
Mecca
Upside Up #
• by SAB '24
Half-way through my pilgrimage to Mecca, I decided I’m actually going to be agnostic. Earlier toda...
Stars
One Last Dance #
• by NGH '23
-Wow, you’re right, stargazing is pretty cool. -Stare long enough, and apparently you start to see ...
How to Handle Being in a Long Distance Relationship
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• by CYL '26
1) College is busy, so it is important to set up a schedule with your significant other. When the s...
Why I Wish I Was a Green Boy Instead of a Blue Boy
Grass is Greener #
• by BWM '19-'21
I was born a blue boy, but my whole life I’ve wanted to be a big green boy. Green boys get to be fun...
Heaven
Upside Up #
• by CLC '22-'23
– And the last thing is that the Build-A-Bear is closed Sundays, so you’ll want to plan around that....
Discovery Kids Pilot Episode
Seasons of Life
• by MJS '19
– We’re in KidLand! ClapClapClap Having fun with the Kidman! ClapClapClap That’s me! – You can come...
Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019
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