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Crimson Parody
Fall '25
The Lampoon's Fall 2025 parody of the Harvard Crimson
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Arcade Game Update
The POW! # • by HTM '26
WELCOME TO ULTIMATE DEATH SHOWDOWN V...
Lampoon Investigates Was Nam Really That Bad?
The POW! # • by SEH '26
When this reporter first learned about the Vietnam War...
Miss Trunchbull Goes to the Club
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by GMB '28
This place blows...
Rat Western
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by MSS ’25
Today, the sun beats down in a different way. The rays pierce through my fur and into my skin...
Snoopy's B-Plot
The POW! # • by LKN '25
It’s Saint Patrick’s Day, and CHARLIE BROWN and HIS FRIENDS are searching for four-leaf shamrocks. But, every shamrock Charlie pulls turns out to be a regular rock...
Sound Syndrome
The POW! # • by RSA '25
My wife can’t stand me now because whenever I try dirty talk...
Reverse PTSD
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by GMB '28
Bullets fly all around me. One hits me in the arm. Oh, God. I feel a DSTP flashback coming on. I'm about to be tortured by a memory of normal civilian life...
Intervention Letter
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by DKN ’27
Tanglord, I'm here because I love you. I know we haven't talked in a bit, but it's not like I haven't tried. It's just that ever since we told you about beer last Thursday...
Barbie Gets Breast Cancer
Entirely Secret & Completely Optional # • by KMB '26
Welcome to the first support group meeting for Barbies with Cancer. Please help yourself to some Easy-Bake banana bread...
Grief Counselor
Entirely Secret & Completely Optional # • by RB '26
Pete has been struggling to find work ever since he had the optional surgery that removed his ability to understand subtlety...
Silly PTSD
The POW! # • by CYL '26
Coming home from the war has been an adjustment. My family has had to get used to the fact that I no longer have any legs...
Profile: Dirt Bike Baby
The POW! # • by HTM '26
Some say that the most unusual thing about Dirt Bike Baby is his dirt bike...
Deep Cuts
Quick Update
Entirely Secret & Completely Optional # • by RB '26
To my dear patients it goes without saying that I will not be taking cancer advice from anyone with cancer...
Antidepressants
The Mental Health Issue # • by EBC '22-'23
What they don’t tell you about starting antidepressants is that sometimes you’ll try to kill yoursel...
Morning Routine
Break of Day # • by HJH '19
8:00am – Wake up and shower. This is easy if you sleep in the shower.
11:30am – Put some clothes on...
2019 World Expo
Smellfungus # • by SWR '19-'20
– Attention please, the presentation by Tajikistan will begin in 5 minutes.
– (20 minutes later)
–...
Therapy
The Mental Health Issue # • by OMA '24
Okay, Nathan. Now tell me what you see in this picture.
That’s a headshot of you, but your neck ...
Visit California
Lampy Sells Out # • by EAT '24
Sleep Comix
Upside Up # • by NGH '23
E=mcBUTT
The ▵S=Sf – Si = ∫dQ/T # • by MMM '20
sigh No, Percival, it does not. But due to your father’s generous donation, I am… pleased… to confer...
Application
Family Friendly Comedy # • by EBC '22-'23
Hey Angel-
Thanks for letting me read your college essay! I’ve left a few comments below.
Love, Da...
Dating Millie Bobby Brown
Upside Up # • by NGH '23
“Where the fuck are my Eggos?!”, Millie yells.
One of the Eggos is slightly burnt, so I panic and ...
Nazareth Carpentry FAQ
Entirely Secret & Completely Optional # • by HTM '26
IF JESUS IS A MIRACLE WORKER, THEN WHY IS MY PROJECT TAKING SO LONG...
Exam Locations
Seasons of Life • by MJS '19
Last Names A- Y: Harding Room 2121
Last Name Zanderson: Arrive at the boarded up Liquor-Max on Wash...
