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Crimson Parody
Fall '25
The Lampoon's Fall 2025 parody of the Harvard Crimson
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Arcade Game Update
The POW! # • by HTM '26
WELCOME TO ULTIMATE DEATH SHOWDOWN V...
Golf Course Dispute
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by MFEC '27
FORE! Aw, dammit. I shanked it again...
Move Trailer
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by GCLS '27
Black screen. Little girl's voice: "There once was a man named Blood-maker...
Rat Western
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by MSS ’25
Today, the sun beats down in a different way. The rays pierce through my fur and into my skin...
Mc Carthy In Hell
The POW! # • by HTM '26
Wait! Don’t throw me in the fire...
Lampoon Investigates Was Nam Really That Bad?
The POW! # • by SEH '26
When this reporter first learned about the Vietnam War...
B.R. Tanglord: Life, Literature. Legacy
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by MSS ’25
As detailed in the previous pages...
War Horse
The POW! # • by SEH '26
War Horse is very fast and strong. He is good Horse...
Sound Syndrome
The POW! # • by RSA '25
My wife can’t stand me now because whenever I try dirty talk...
Post-Presidency
The POW! # • by HTM '26
Typically, presidents near the end of their term are worried about how they’ll be remembered.I’m much more worried about finding my next job...
Human Piñata
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by JDF '28
I’m caught in a time loop where every day I wake up naked inside a piñata...
Intervention Letter
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by DKN ’27
Tanglord, I'm here because I love you. I know we haven't talked in a bit, but it's not like I haven't tried. It's just that ever since we told you about beer last Thursday...
Deep Cuts
Grief Counselor
Entirely Secret & Completely Optional # • by RB '26
Pete has been struggling to find work ever since he had the optional surgery that removed his ability to understand subtlety...
Econdoms
Lampy Sells Out # • by WLU '25
Measuring the Length of my Penis
The ▵S=Sf – Si = ∫dQ/T # • by BWM '19-'21
*mmmm* ..
(the tip of my penis extends to the 4 inch mark)
“mmmmm…. just as I thought… mmm...
Bronze Age Teen Drama
The Unstoppable March # • by JRD '22-'23
Open on a mother and a son. In front of a forge. The work is hard, and the hours are long.
-Mom, I ...
The Woods
Family Friendly Comedy # • by JLN '21-22
I bring you out here at the end of summer every year. You notice that? My father did the same. My fa...
Vanitas
Me and My Lovers # • by LRK '21-'22
Dear Readers,
My greatest hope for you all is that you actually know how to read because this is...
Voice-Activated Lights
README # • by SMR '25
— I’m excited to see your new place finally.— Here, let me turn on the lights. AHHH! They’re voice-a...
Lou Bega Gets Married
Symphonia Fantastica # • by PKS '21-'22
A little bit of Jenieva in my life
A little bit of Jenieva by my side
A little bit of Jenieva is a...
Dandelion Tales
One Last Dance # • by JEC '21
Heineken in one hand and Paradise Lost essay in the other, Dandelion cruised down Lafayette at a coo...
Chase Montana vs. The End Of The World
Mutually Assured Destruction # • by MFP '23-24
I never thought I’d be a hero. After I made a deal with the devil for football skills in exchange fo...
Molotov Cocktail
Upside Up # • by MFP '23-24
- I’ll take one molotov cocktail, kind sir.
- (Throws molotov cocktail on the dancefloor)
- Perfec...
A Quest
My Creation Myth # • by ASB '17
I’m embarking on a quest to personally give a big thumbs-up to the child who made my iPhone.
Day 1:...
