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Crimson Parody
Fall '25
The Lampoon's Fall 2025 parody of the Harvard Crimson
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Arcade Game Update
The POW! # • by HTM '26
WELCOME TO ULTIMATE DEATH SHOWDOWN V...
Miss Trunchbull Goes to the Club
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by GMB '28
This place blows...
FBI's Most Wanted Children
The POW! # • by CLHC '26
8-year-old Chinese boy who had his emotions surgically...
B.R. Tanglord: Life, Literature. Legacy
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by MSS ’25
As detailed in the previous pages...
Sound Syndrome
The POW! # • by RSA '25
My wife can’t stand me now because whenever I try dirty talk...
80-Year-Old Virgin
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by BDL '26
You might be wondering: how? Was I unattractive...
Post-Presidency
The POW! # • by HTM '26
Typically, presidents near the end of their term are worried about how they’ll be remembered.I’m much more worried about finding my next job...
How To: Hostage Negotiation
The POW! # • by CLHC '26
The most important part of hostage negotiations is being unafraid of failure. In fact, 90% of my hostage negotiations have ended in death...
Rat Western
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by MSS ’25
Today, the sun beats down in a different way. The rays pierce through my fur and into my skin...
Snoopy's B-Plot
The POW! # • by LKN '25
It’s Saint Patrick’s Day, and CHARLIE BROWN and HIS FRIENDS are searching for four-leaf shamrocks. But, every shamrock Charlie pulls turns out to be a regular rock...
Move Trailer
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by GCLS '27
Black screen. Little girl's voice: "There once was a man named Blood-maker...
Intervention Letter
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by DKN ’27
Tanglord, I'm here because I love you. I know we haven't talked in a bit, but it's not like I haven't tried. It's just that ever since we told you about beer last Thursday...
Deep Cuts
How to Handle Being in a Long Distance Relationship
README # • by CYL '26
1) College is busy, so it is important to set up a schedule with your significant other. When the s...
B.R. Tanglord: Life, Literature. Legacy
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by MSS ’25
As detailed in the previous pages...
Funding Needed for Life-Saving Surgery
Mutually Assured Destruction # • by EB '24
(二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二)$0 raised out of $50000
Please donate to my life-saving surgery. I cannot u...
Game Theoretic Standoff
Mutually Assured Destruction # • by JRD '22-'23
- Freeze, punk! I’ve got you in my pistol’s sights. You can either come over and let me handcuff you...
Modern Warfare
Mutually Assured Destruction # • by EB '24
Many predict that by the year 3000, the US military will primarily fight its wars in cyberspace.
“...
Amnesia
Symphonia Fantastica # • by GPL '21-'22
– John? I mean uh, excuse me random stranger?
– What do you want?
– I have amnesia. I mean… what’s...
Cryobank Waiting Room
For Your Consideration # • by JLN '21-22
- First time?
- Yeah. Gotta pay rent somehow.
- Rent? (scoffs) Rent? Look aroun...
Ice Gun
Best Served Cold # • by MFP '23-24
- You know that I love and support you, right?
- Of course.
- And that goes for anything, includin...
Mr. Worldwide
Symphonia Fantastica # • by CDL '21
Pitbull’s plane touches down at Miami International Airport at 12:43 on a Tuesday. He’s sitting on a...
Squigley
Cool # • by GPCP '22
Carl Squigley always had his nose buried in a book, which was buried in a still-flushing toilet. He ...
Post-apocalyptic Expedition
Mutually Assured Destruction # • by SAB '24
Explorer: And right here are the Rocky Moun—no wait, just another barren wasteland.
Lobotomy
The Mental Health Issue # • by GPCP '22
I sit down at the lunch table with a pruning saw and a smile. “Well, boys, I finally did it. I self-...
