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Spring ’26
The Lampoon's Spring 2026 parody of the Harvard Crimson
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After the Flu Game
Book Smart# • by HTM '26
In game 5 of the 1997 NBA finals...
One Horse Show
Book Smart# • by SEH '26
Spotlight on a bale of hay...
Tree Huggger
Book Smart# • by JAJ '26
Corporate interests are destroying our natural resources...
Home From Outer Space
Skin of my Teeth# • by GMB '28
I can’t wait to see what my son’s been up to these past 20 years...
In Favor Of Second National Girlfriend Day
Book Smart# • by JGLH '25-'26
Jeremy Bentham states that pain and pleasure...
Science Genius
Book Smart# • by HTM '26
I am a science genius..,
Britannica
Book Smart# • by JGLH '25-'26
A witch cursed me at the county fair...
Hookup
Book Smart# • by BDL '26
Nobody has ever made it this far...
Poo Gun
Skin of my Teeth# • by GMB '28
I was born with a poo gun in my hand...
Reading in the 21st Century
Book Smart# • by CYL '26
One day after school, my parents sat me down...
My Poker Face
Book Smart# • by LNW '27
Go Fish...
Pickup Lines for Smart Girls
Book Smart# • by HTM '26
Wake up...
Deep Cuts
Intervention Letter
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by DKN ’27
Tanglord, I'm here because I love you. I know we haven't talked in a bit, but it's not like I haven't tried. It's just that ever since we told you about beer last Thursday...
Toss Me Off The Edge, Then, Why Don’t You?
Nantucket Sleighride # • by ZDG '20
Oh, sure. Back me up further to the edge of the boat. I don’t mind. Are you pissed? You seem pissed....
New Partner
Flesh & Blood # • by JFAR '19-'22
A cop’s #1 belief: I’m not gonna be the jerkoff that shoots his own partner. I live and breathe this...
Things I Want to Tell Stacy Now That I’m No Longer In Eighth Grade
Manic Pursuit # • by KMM
– I was the one who kind of initiated the tradition of everyone hugging each other at the end of cla...
Texting on My Laptop
Hey You Yeah You Quit Pulling My Leg # • by MAG '21-'22
Me: Hey Sarah
Me: Hey
Me: Hey Sarah
Me: Hey Sarah, sorry.
Me: I didn’t realize hitting enter on...
Gorilla Larry
Larry vs. the Infernal Machine # • by BWM '19-'21
– Woo wooo eeh ahhh wooo *feeds on stems*.
– There he is, what a specimen.
*Larry becomes e...
Hell
Me and My Lovers # • by MAG '21-'22
There’s a special place in hell for weird guys who can’t be kept in the regular part of hell.
MAG
Check Up
Upside Up # • by JRD '22-'23
- Alright Jason, I just need to examine your testicles for abnormalities and you’ll be on your way.
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Office Crush
Upside Up # • by YMC '21-'22
From the moment I met Louise Arlington, I knew the girl was trouble. "Sir?", she said. My god, that ...
Laser Danger
The Mental Health Issue # • by MAG '21-'22
Before dying of liver failure, action stuntman Laser Danger said some of the coolest things uttere...
Good Cop, Bad Cop, Jelly-Donut Cop
Once in a Blue Moon # • by JTB '20-22
Bad Cop: We have your fingerprints on the gun, the doorknob, and the victim, punk.
Good Cop: Hey ju...
Chivalry is Dead
The Quixotic # • by JGB '25
When I mention this to women, they usually say it’s not dead it’s just changed with the times, but t...