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Spring ’26
The Lampoon's Spring 2026 parody of the Harvard Crimson
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80-Year-Old Virgin
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by BDL '26
You might be wondering: how? Was I unattractive...
Grace
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by JAJ '26
Dad: Dear heavenly Father, we thank you for the food we’re about to eat...
Moments Before Impact
The POW! # • by CLHC '26
American wiretaps recorded various conversations among the residents of Hiroshima...
Arcade Game Update
The POW! # • by HTM '26
WELCOME TO ULTIMATE DEATH SHOWDOWN V...
Dear Arnold
The POW! # • by DKN ’27
Everyone we know died of STDs...
How to Do a Meet-Cute Like in the Movies
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by JAJ '26
Bump into a girl on your way to class...
Snoopy's B-Plot
The POW! # • by LKN '25
It’s Saint Patrick’s Day, and CHARLIE BROWN and HIS FRIENDS are searching for four-leaf shamrocks. But, every shamrock Charlie pulls turns out to be a regular rock...
Miss Trunchbull Goes to the Club
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by GMB '28
This place blows...
Call of Duty 1969
The POW! # • by HTM '26
A foreign land. A jungle of death...
Lampoon Investigates Was Nam Really That Bad?
The POW! # • by SEH '26
When this reporter first learned about the Vietnam War...
How To: Human Shield
The POW! # • by CLHC '26
When you get selected to be a human shield you must accept the fact that these are your last few minutes alive...
Polygraph Test
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by BDL '26
Me: I did not kill my wife...
Deep Cuts
Joey Chestnut
Imaginary Friends # • by MSS ’25
Joey Chestnut is a competitive eater and sixteen-time winner...
A Retelling of Jaws By Someone Who Has Definitely Seen It
For Your Consideration # • by FSS '21
Jaws…yes. Jaws is the story of a very big shark. Everyone knows that. Especially those who have seen...
Wheel of Fortune
Upside Up # • by MFP '23-24
Contestant #1: I’d like to solve the puzzle:
Host: Go right ahead.
_’D L_KE T_ BUY _ V_W...
Finals at Film School
Upside Up # • by YMC '21-'22
- Alright students, settle down. It is currently 8:29am, and when I say "Start", you're going to ope...
Post-apocalyptic School
Mutually Assured Destruction # • by JTK '24
I hate school. I hate the radioactive desks, the radioactive homework, the radioactive pieces of plu...
Fat Camp
Hey You Yeah You Quit Pulling My Leg # • by JLG '21
My parents said they knew I could lose the weight on my own, but it’d be so much easier for them not...
Larry takes a trip on Delta Airlines Flight 460 to Las Vegas
Larry vs. the Infernal Machine # • by FSS '21
Patricia: Hello everyone and welcome to Delta Airlines Flight 460 to Las Vegas. My name is Patricia ...
Sisyphus
Imaginary Friends # • by DKN ’27
I’m almost identical to Sisyphus, except...
Types of Standoffs
Mutually Assured Destruction # • by BGS '22-'23
Mexican standoff: A confrontation among two or more armed parties, none of which wants to attack fir...
Molotov Cocktail
Upside Up # • by MFP '23-24
- I’ll take one molotov cocktail, kind sir.
- (Throws molotov cocktail on the dancefloor)
- Perfec...
Modern Day Barbershop Quartet
Nantucket Sleighride # • by ZDG '20
Quartet: (singing) Once is a day at a time, twice is looking so fine!
Customer: Neat-o! A quartet! ...
2020 International Video Game Awards Acceptance Speech
For Your Consideration # • by JLG '21
Oh, thank you, really thank you so much. This award…it truly means so much to me. Well, it looks lik...