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Spring ’26
The Lampoon's Spring 2026 parody of the Harvard Crimson
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Mc Carthy In Hell
The POW! # • by HTM '26
Wait! Don’t throw me in the fire...
Moments Before Impact
The POW! # • by CLHC '26
American wiretaps recorded various conversations among the residents of Hiroshima...
War Horse
The POW! # • by SEH '26
War Horse is very fast and strong. He is good Horse...
Grace
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by JAJ '26
Dad: Dear heavenly Father, we thank you for the food we’re about to eat...
Triage
The POW! # • by CLHC '26
Lampoon Investigates Was Nam Really That Bad?
The POW! # • by SEH '26
When this reporter first learned about the Vietnam War...
80-Year-Old Virgin
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by BDL '26
You might be wondering: how? Was I unattractive...
Miss Trunchbull Goes to the Club
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by GMB '28
This place blows...
Intervention Letter
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by DKN ’27
Tanglord, I'm here because I love you. I know we haven't talked in a bit, but it's not like I haven't tried. It's just that ever since we told you about beer last Thursday...
Rat Western
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by MSS ’25
Today, the sun beats down in a different way. The rays pierce through my fur and into my skin...
Call of Duty 1969
The POW! # • by HTM '26
A foreign land. A jungle of death...
How To: Human Shield
The POW! # • by CLHC '26
When you get selected to be a human shield you must accept the fact that these are your last few minutes alive...
Deep Cuts
John Quiñones, Host of the Hidden Camera Program What Would You Do?, Attempts To Buy Drugs on the Street
Upside Up # • by GPCP '22
John: I got the money right here. Let’s make this quick.
Dealer: Say… aren’t you John Quiñones?
J...
The Big Prank
Symphonia Fantastica # • by JFAR '19-'22
Justin wants nothing more than to be friends with his next-door-neighbor Nate. They’ve been with eac...
Real Estate Tour
Seasons of Life • by HFJ '18
-And here’s the pantry.
-What’s with these marks on the wall?
-We marked our son’s height each yea...
My Trip to Cleveland
Once in a Blue Moon # • by NSG '20-'22
I’m going to be honest with you, reader—my sophomore fall didn’t get off to a great start. Sure, I h...
My PG Movie
Family Friendly Comedy # • by PKS '21-'22
‘PG’ stands for ‘Parental Guidance.’ I know all about this because I am an orphan and I have never b...
Dinosaur Story
Mutually Assured Destruction # • by FOD '24
Tour Guide: We’ve finally reached the Chicxulub crater, everyone, the site of the explosion that kil...
Arcade Game Update
The POW! # • by HTM '26
WELCOME TO ULTIMATE DEATH SHOWDOWN V...
Post-Modern Family
Entirely Secret & Completely Optional # • by KMB '26
Mr. Parker marries Esmeralda, a Colombian
bombshell 20 years his senior with...
Check Up
Upside Up # • by JRD '22-'23
- Alright Jason, I just need to examine your testicles for abnormalities and you’ll be on your way.
...
Driving a Plane
Best Served Cold # • by EAT '24
As I’m driving a plane down the highway, airport control radio crackles in, “Unit 332, you left the...
Polygamy
Me and My Lovers # • by JRD '22-'23
-Hey man, you gonna make it to the barbecue this Saturday?
–(Groans) Ughhh I really wish I could, b...
Nuclear Bath Bomb by LUSH
Mutually Assured Destruction # • by EAT '24
Our patented technology detonates with a slow steady fizz that’ll clean your skin right off and repl...