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Fall '25
The Lampoon's Fall 2025 parody of the Harvard Crimson
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Snoopy's B-Plot
The POW! # • by LKN '25
It’s Saint Patrick’s Day, and CHARLIE BROWN and HIS FRIENDS are searching for four-leaf shamrocks. But, every shamrock Charlie pulls turns out to be a regular rock...
Moments Before Impact
The POW! # • by CLHC '26
American wiretaps recorded various conversations among the residents of Hiroshima...
Post-Presidency
The POW! # • by HTM '26
Typically, presidents near the end of their term are worried about how they’ll be remembered.I’m much more worried about finding my next job...
Grace
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by JAJ '26
Dad: Dear heavenly Father, we thank you for the food we’re about to eat...
Lampoon Investigates Was Nam Really That Bad?
The POW! # • by SEH '26
When this reporter first learned about the Vietnam War...
Reverse PTSD
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by GMB '28
Bullets fly all around me. One hits me in the arm. Oh, God. I feel a DSTP flashback coming on. I'm about to be tortured by a memory of normal civilian life...
Move Trailer
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by GCLS '27
Black screen. Little girl's voice: "There once was a man named Blood-maker...
Sound Syndrome
The POW! # • by RSA '25
My wife can’t stand me now because whenever I try dirty talk...
FBI's Most Wanted Children
The POW! # • by CLHC '26
8-year-old Chinese boy who had his emotions surgically...
Rat Western
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by MSS ’25
Today, the sun beats down in a different way. The rays pierce through my fur and into my skin...
Arcade Game Update
The POW! # • by HTM '26
WELCOME TO ULTIMATE DEATH SHOWDOWN V...
80-Year-Old Virgin
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by BDL '26
You might be wondering: how? Was I unattractive...
Deep Cuts
Snoopy's B-Plot
The POW! # • by LKN '25
It’s Saint Patrick’s Day, and CHARLIE BROWN and HIS FRIENDS are searching for four-leaf shamrocks. But, every shamrock Charlie pulls turns out to be a regular rock...
Words to Console a Grieving Friend
Best Served Cold # • by FOD '24
We’ve all been there, Gam-gam’s down for the count and you’re tongue-tied. Read below for my top tip...
A Retelling of Jaws By Someone Who Has Definitely Seen It
For Your Consideration # • by FSS '21
Jaws…yes. Jaws is the story of a very big shark. Everyone knows that. Especially those who have seen...
Playwriting
The ▵S=Sf – Si = ∫dQ/T # • by JLN '21-22
Last Monday they caught me playwriting during detention.
“Well well well, what do we have here?” t...
Virtual Date
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by JAJ '26
I can barely see you,” Delilah starts off our virtual date...
Whale Watching
Symphonia Fantastica # • by HJH '19
Guide: And here we have a FULL ORCA BREACH FOLKS A FULL BREACH! 9 O’CLOCK!!!
Crowd: Wow!
Garrett: ...
Discovery Kids Pilot Episode
Seasons of Life • by MJS '19
– We’re in KidLand! ClapClapClap Having fun with the Kidman! ClapClapClap That’s me!
– You can come...
My Piece About What It Would Be Like If I Wrote A Piece for the FYC #
For Your Consideration # • by CDL '21
– What started out as a frankly disgusting case of unbelievable obesity had snowballed into a horrib...
One Man Show
One Last Dance # • by EPS '24
The janitor was diligently color-coding dust when the director burst in. “Mort, none of the actors s...
Girlfriend
The Unstoppable March # • by GPCP '22
Of course I have a girlfriend, she just goes to another school. Which school? The, uh, the one a few...
Class Presentation
Entirely Secret & Completely Optional # • by JRC '27
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall.
Humpty’s friend Clumpty told a funny joke. Humpty’s friend Clumpty told a funny joke...
Reverse PTSD
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by GMB '28
Bullets fly all around me. One hits me in the arm. Oh, God. I feel a DSTP flashback coming on. I'm about to be tortured by a memory of normal civilian life...
