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Crimson Parody
Fall '25
The Lampoon's Fall 2025 parody of the Harvard Crimson
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Grace
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by JAJ '26
Dad: Dear heavenly Father, we thank you for the food we’re about to eat...
War Horse
The POW! # • by SEH '26
War Horse is very fast and strong. He is good Horse...
Miss Trunchbull Goes to the Club
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by GMB '28
This place blows...
Profile: Dirt Bike Baby
The POW! # • by HTM '26
Some say that the most unusual thing about Dirt Bike Baby is his dirt bike...
Move Trailer
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by GCLS '27
Black screen. Little girl's voice: "There once was a man named Blood-maker...
Reverse PTSD
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by GMB '28
Bullets fly all around me. One hits me in the arm. Oh, God. I feel a DSTP flashback coming on. I'm about to be tortured by a memory of normal civilian life...
Mc Carthy In Hell
The POW! # • by HTM '26
Wait! Don’t throw me in the fire...
FBI's Most Wanted Children
The POW! # • by CLHC '26
8-year-old Chinese boy who had his emotions surgically...
Silly PTSD
The POW! # • by CYL '26
Coming home from the war has been an adjustment. My family has had to get used to the fact that I no longer have any legs...
Moments Before Impact
The POW! # • by CLHC '26
American wiretaps recorded various conversations among the residents of Hiroshima...
Job Application: Pizza Hut Delivery Driver
The POW! # • by The Harvard Lampoon
None of your goddam business...
Polygraph Test
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by BDL '26
Me: I did not kill my wife...
Deep Cuts
Date Ideas
Me and My Lovers # • by LRK '21-'22
-Tap Dancing Summer Intensive-Battle it out in a kite flying competition-Try lettuce for the first t...
College
Family Friendly Comedy # • by HJH '19
Kid: Well, I guess this is it, huh?
Mom: Our baby boy, going to college. You know I remember when y...
Fight Song
Last Ditch Effort # • by JFAR '19-'22
This is the fight song for John Wayne Gacy, the Murderer, High School.
JWG High We Love You (Oh, Y...
The Count of Monte Cristo Returns to Marseilles
Break of Day # • by ASB '17
Count: People of Marseilles! For twenty years you unfairly imprisoned me. Now behold my immense weal...
J. Robert Oppenheimer signs an NDA
For Your Consideration # • by CDL '21
– You understand that after you sign this document you cannot discuss the Manhattan Project with any...
Application
Family Friendly Comedy # • by EBC '22-'23
Hey Angel-
Thanks for letting me read your college essay! I’ve left a few comments below.
Love, Da...
Dating Simulator
One Last Dance # • by GPCP '22
It’s the first day at Romance Academy. A new student introduces herself to you: Mitzi, eighteen, gig...
An Undercover Cop In The Movie ‘Footloose’
One Last Dance # • by MFP '23-24
Psssst. Hey kids. Yeah you guys. Looking for a good time? I could help you out with some purchases w...
Lampoon Investigates Was Nam Really That Bad?
The POW! # • by SEH '26
When this reporter first learned about the Vietnam War...
The Black Death
Family Friendly Comedy # • by YMC '21-'22
- Anne, mine old friend, I… I hast been touch'd by the bubonic plague.- Nay! Prithee, Margaret, bid ...
Cowboy Fantasies
Nantucket Sleighride # • by MAG '21-'22
“I’ve been having cowboy fantasies again,” I mumble, before kicking through the saloon doors looking...
Dinner Date
Me and My Lovers # • by BGS '22-'23
Lindsey: It is so hot that you speak French, Jack.Jack: Ah, but how else would I order . . . la crèm...
