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Spring ’26
The Lampoon's Spring 2026 parody of the Harvard Crimson
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That One Time I Very Cleverly Escaped by the Skin of my Teeth
Skin of my Teeth# • by CYL '26
Hey, honey can you zip me up...
A Performative Feminist
Book Smart# • by JRC '27
When it comes to performative feminism...
Tips for Succeeding in Improv
Before I Go# • by LNW '27
Know When to Keep a Scene Going...
Home From Outer Space
Skin of my Teeth# • by GMB '28
I can’t wait to see what my son’s been up to these past 20 years...
Autobiography
Before I Go# • by DGJ '27
I am wolf. Not big, also not that bad...
Married to my Job
Skin of my Teeth# • by AWE '27
Hey lady, let’s get out of here...
Intergalactic War
Before I Go# • by SEH '26
Intergalactic War is what me and my younger brother Terry play in the basement...
Pizza Earther
Skin of my Teeth# • by AWE '27
No, I’m not a flat earther—nothing of the sort...
Ethical Zoo
Book Smart# • by LNW '27
Hey kiddos, welcome to City Zoo...
There’s No Nobel Prize For Grilling
Book Smart# • by JGLH '25-'26
My greatest dream in life is to perfect the art of grilling...
Britannica
Book Smart# • by JGLH '25-'26
A witch cursed me at the county fair...
Poo Gun
Skin of my Teeth# • by GMB '28
I was born with a poo gun in my hand...
Deep Cuts
Kashan Rugs
Lampy Sells Out # • by EAH
Lieutenant Gumbo
Upside Up # • by FOD '24
Lieutenant Gumbo has been on the force for nearly a decade - that’s ten years, to our viewers at hom...
My PG Movie
Family Friendly Comedy # • by PKS '21-'22
‘PG’ stands for ‘Parental Guidance.’ I know all about this because I am an orphan and I have never b...
SchopenMeower Cartoons
Lampy Sells Out # • by AMC '23
President Nice Guy
Sets in the West # • by HFJ '18
Richard Holton, our first Nice Guy president, eased out of the womb on December 24, 1921, giving doc...
School Tour
Family Friendly Comedy # • by EBC '22-'23
Hey. Hey you. Yeah, you, freshman. Come here. Not so close. You want to see the real secrets this sc...
Modern Warfare
Mutually Assured Destruction # • by EB '24
Many predict that by the year 3000, the US military will primarily fight its wars in cyberspace.
“...
Profile: Dirt Bike Baby
The POW! # • by HTM '26
Some say that the most unusual thing about Dirt Bike Baby is his dirt bike...
Condolences
README # • by OECGP ’22-’24
Tue, Jun 9, 2:47 PM
Hey bud, I was super bummed to see that obituary about you this morning. Big co...
Now That’s What I Call Music! Vol. 18,482
The Unstoppable March # • by JEC '21
Track 1 – Give Me a Little Gas, SisterTrack 2 – Your Girl Got Too Much Exhaust in the Fuel DepotTrac...
Nazareth Carpentry FAQ
Entirely Secret & Completely Optional # • by HTM '26
IF JESUS IS A MIRACLE WORKER, THEN WHY IS MY PROJECT TAKING SO LONG...
A Retelling of Jaws By Someone Who Has Definitely Seen It
For Your Consideration # • by FSS '21
Jaws…yes. Jaws is the story of a very big shark. Everyone knows that. Especially those who have seen...