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Crimson Parody
Fall '25
The Lampoon's Fall 2025 parody of the Harvard Crimson
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Arcade Game Update
The POW! # • by HTM '26
WELCOME TO ULTIMATE DEATH SHOWDOWN V...
How To: Human Shield
The POW! # • by CLHC '26
When you get selected to be a human shield you must accept the fact that these are your last few minutes alive...
Miss Trunchbull Goes to the Club
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by GMB '28
This place blows...
War Horse
The POW! # • by SEH '26
War Horse is very fast and strong. He is good Horse...
80-Year-Old Virgin
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by BDL '26
You might be wondering: how? Was I unattractive...
Job Application: Pizza Hut Delivery Driver
The POW! # • by The Harvard Lampoon
None of your goddam business...
Vice President
The POW! # • by HTM '26
We look great in this inauguration photo, Mr. President! Can you just do me a small favor and have the media guys edit out the bunny ears...
Grief Counselor
Entirely Secret & Completely Optional # • by RB '26
Pete has been struggling to find work ever since he had the optional surgery that removed his ability to understand subtlety...
Moments Before Impact
The POW! # • by CLHC '26
American wiretaps recorded various conversations among the residents of Hiroshima...
If I Were A Horse
Entirely Secret & Completely Optional # • by DKN ’27
I’m not a horse yet, but here’s things I will do if I become one...
Move Trailer
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by GCLS '27
Black screen. Little girl's voice: "There once was a man named Blood-maker...
Snoopy's B-Plot
The POW! # • by LKN '25
It’s Saint Patrick’s Day, and CHARLIE BROWN and HIS FRIENDS are searching for four-leaf shamrocks. But, every shamrock Charlie pulls turns out to be a regular rock...
Deep Cuts
Elvis's Draft Letter
README # • by LKN '25
This message is addressed to Presley, Elvis.
Dear Sir:
You are hereby notified that you have been ...
Vanitas
Me and My Lovers # • by LRK '21-'22
Dear Readers,
My greatest hope for you all is that you actually know how to read because this is...
Discovery Kids Pilot Episode
Seasons of Life • by MJS '19
– We’re in KidLand! ClapClapClap Having fun with the Kidman! ClapClapClap That’s me!
– You can come...
One Man Car Wash
Nantucket Sleighride # • by HJH '19
– (standing on street corner with buckets of water, some rags, and a ‘Car Wash’ sign)
– (runs up in...
The Big Prank
Symphonia Fantastica # • by JFAR '19-'22
Justin wants nothing more than to be friends with his next-door-neighbor Nate. They’ve been with eac...
Meeting My Biological Dad On Slither.io
Entirely Secret & Completely Optional # • by LKN '25
“I’m ready,” I said, taking a deep breath. Mom and Daniel gave me a big hug. “You’re more than ready, champ...
Accountant
The Quixotic # • by OMA '24
Those files better say that I can buy a boat, Gene. My wife loves boats. My girlfriend loves boats...
Rat Western
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by MSS ’25
Today, the sun beats down in a different way. The rays pierce through my fur and into my skin...
Joey Chestnut
Imaginary Friends # • by MSS ’25
Joey Chestnut is a competitive eater and sixteen-time winner...
Broken Fence Comix
Upside Up # • by RD '24
Whack-A-Mole
The Mental Health Issue # • by FOD '24
I walk in every morning and the arcade carny asks me, “what’ll it be?”
I reply, the memories of t...
1999
One Last Dance # • by JLG '21
At the end of the millennium people started acting weird.
January
-The “Euro” is introduced, rende...
