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Crimson Parody
Fall '25
The Lampoon's Fall 2025 parody of the Harvard Crimson
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The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by GCLS '27
Black screen. Little girl's voice: "There once was a man named Blood-maker...
Job Application: Pizza Hut Delivery Driver
The POW! # • by The Harvard Lampoon
None of your goddam business...
B.R. Tanglord: Life, Literature. Legacy
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by MSS ’25
As detailed in the previous pages...
Post-Presidency
The POW! # • by HTM '26
Typically, presidents near the end of their term are worried about how they’ll be remembered.I’m much more worried about finding my next job...
How to Do a Meet-Cute Like in the Movies
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by JAJ '26
Bump into a girl on your way to class...
Miss Trunchbull Goes to the Club
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by GMB '28
This place blows...
Silly PTSD
The POW! # • by CYL '26
Coming home from the war has been an adjustment. My family has had to get used to the fact that I no longer have any legs...
Reverse PTSD
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by GMB '28
Bullets fly all around me. One hits me in the arm. Oh, God. I feel a DSTP flashback coming on. I'm about to be tortured by a memory of normal civilian life...
Grace
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by JAJ '26
Dad: Dear heavenly Father, we thank you for the food we’re about to eat...
Human Piñata
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by JDF '28
I’m caught in a time loop where every day I wake up naked inside a piñata...
Rat Western
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by MSS ’25
Today, the sun beats down in a different way. The rays pierce through my fur and into my skin...
Arcade Game Update
The POW! # • by HTM '26
WELCOME TO ULTIMATE DEATH SHOWDOWN V...
Deep Cuts
Retirement Compound Salesman
Me and My Lovers # • by MAV '23-'24
Apt. 1B: Hello there! How often have you dropped that Life Alert of yours into the toilet? At your a...
WWII Telegram
Entirely Secret & Completely Optional # • by AWE '27
Shortly before the end of WWII, Hitler sent a last ditch telegram to the President of Mexico asking him to join the Nazi cause...
Broken Fence Comix
Upside Up # • by RD '24
Kashan Rugs
Lampy Sells Out # • by EAH
The Big Man on Campus
Last Ditch Effort # • by LRK '21-'22
Yesterday the Big Man on Campus came to class late and the professor apologized. The class cried bec...
Shamu Comix
Seasons of Life • by JFAR '19-'22
Written by: DRM ’18
Art by: JFAR ’19-22
Late
The Mental Health Issue # • by JTK '24
I look down at the watch tattooed on my wrist. It’s 10:00. Fuck. I look up at my wall clock to see i...
The Time I Got Caught Milking
The ▵S=Sf – Si = ∫dQ/T # • by YMC '21-'22
One time I was at the farm, milking some cows when Bobby, the guy that owns the farm, comes out runn...
Gorilla Larry
Larry vs. the Infernal Machine # • by BWM '19-'21
– Woo wooo eeh ahhh wooo *feeds on stems*.
– There he is, what a specimen.
*Larry becomes e...
Dear Arnold
The POW! # • by DKN ’27
Everyone we know died of STDs...
The Trial of the Decade
Family Friendly Comedy # • by MMM '20
Frankly, it seemed certain that Marco would get lunch detention. Frank Lee, our principal, along wit...
The C5 Beer Pong Table Piece
The ▵S=Sf – Si = ∫dQ/T # • by GPL '21-'22
So you’re in the market for a custom Beer Pong Table, preferably in the C4 through C6 range, but you...
