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Imaginary Friends #

Imaginary Friends #

This issue is not real, but merely a figment of your imagination...

Suburbia #

This is the Suburbia # because I grew up in the suburbs, and also because the only thing I’m afraid ...

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Crimson Parody

The Lampoon's Spring 2025 parody of the Harvard Crimson

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Day in the Life Comix

The Quixotic # • by IKI '26

A Letter To The Suburbs

Suburbia # • by RYSL

Dear Suburbs, You are my roots; I owe you everything. You molded me into the man that the city too...

Raised by Wolves

Suburbia # • by LKN '25

-Hello class, today we have a new student. He was raised by wolves. -Hi, everyone. I’m Drew. It’s a...

Suburbia # • by CYL '26

Most people move to Hogtown for the good public schools. They either come for that or Larry the 2,0...

Imaginary Friends # • by BJS ’25

Hey, Dave? You know that unicorn piñata...

The Summer I Turned Into Danny DeVito

Suburbia # • by CYL '26

My mom used to tell me that I just had to wait for puberty to hit and then I wouldn’t be ugly anymor...

Morning Announcements

Suburbia # • by SEH '26

Good morning Vietnam! No, it's not Robin Williams. I know everyone gets excited every time I do that...

Suburbia # • by EAT '24

Growing up in the 70’s was crazy…Bell-bottoms, Reagan was an actor… The thing that defined the 70s f...

How To Get Delta SkyMiles Diamond Medallion Status

Imaginary Friends # • by SMR '25

Neil Klugman and Brenda Patimkin met days after...

Suburban Safari Comix

Suburbia # • by DCCP '25

The Quixotic # • by RYSL

Hey. (gurgles) You think this is allowed? (spits) It’s not even really drinking, man! Cool. How...

Modern Mom Gritty Reboot

The Quixotic # • by CLC '22-'23

(Lights up. Camera pans over a grayscale suburb.) VOICEOVER: The modern mom is secure. (Flash: a p...

Deep Cuts

Nantucket Sleighride # • by YMC '21-'22

Seasons of Life • by TAF '19

Uh oh. I did it again. Fell asleep after all the kids got on the bus, so now I gotta get all these m...

README # • by AMC '23

Disenchantment Day

The Quixotic # • by CYL '26

Disenchantment Day is my favorite day of the year. I live to shatter the false sense of security ch...

Suburban Journaling

Suburbia # • by JKF '25

On summer nights, I would sit by the train tracks. There wasn’t much to do around town except go to ...

Justice Is Served # • by SMR '25

There were never any parties where I grew up. Believe me—I asked everybody. For my eighteenth birthd...

Upside Up # • by MFP '23-24

- Give it to me straight, doc. - I’m afraid the tumor is inoperable. It’s growing too fast. - Is t...

README # • by SMR '25

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned...

Suburbia # • by EAT '24

Growing up in the 70’s was crazy…Bell-bottoms, Reagan was an actor… The thing that defined the 70s f...

Lampy Sells Out # • by JTK '24

The C5 Beer Pong Table Piece

The ▵S=Sf – Si = ∫dQ/T # • by GPL '21-'22

So you’re in the market for a custom Beer Pong Table, preferably in the C4 through C6 range, but you...

The Mental Health Issue # • by OMA '24

Okay, Nathan. Now tell me what you see in this picture. That’s a headshot of you, but your neck ...