As seen in: The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord #
— FORE! Aw, dammit. I shanked it again.
— Hey! What the hell? You just beamed my kid in the temple.
— Did I? My bad. I was aiming for the putting green.
— That’s in the complete opposite direction.
— Sorry. It’s my first lesson.
— Explains the flip-flops. You’ve never been on a golf course!
— No, no–I’ve been on golf courses. It’s just my first time teaching a lesson.
— Teaching whom? You’re all alone.
— A bunch of kids in Vietnam. They’re watching in on those drones.
— Oh, I was wondering why there were hun–
— Hundreds of thousands of drones flying around the golf course?
— Exactly.
— Those are my students. (Waving to the drones.)
— See what I just did, kids? Shanking it? You DO NOT want to do that. That’s BAD GOLF.
— Shouldn’t you be teaching in, like… Vietnamese?
— I haven’t had complaints. At least, none I understand. These kids talk in all new slang.
— It’s probably Vietnamese.
— Vietnamese?
— The language… Vietnamese.
— You sound like the kids, not making a lick of sense, but maybe I’m just old-fashioned.
— How much do you charge for lessons?
— It’s “pay what you feel.”
— Have you made much money?
— I’ve actually lost money after all the fees from Air Traffic Control.
— Because of the drones.
— Right, because of the drones.
— I see. Don’t hit my kid again.