– Go Fish.

– Dude, this is poker.

(Does my poker face)

– Nevermind. This guy gets it.

– Cash or credit?

(Does my poker face)

– Ahhh, you impenetrable son of a bitch, you. Take everything. Free of charge.

– Man, the troops are awesome, right?

(Does my poker face)

– Neutral on the troops? Can’t even spare a tear for their sacrifice? A smile for their bravery?

(Continues to do my poker face because I am neutral on the troops)

– Arrest this commie.

(Does my poker face)

– Did... did you finish?

– Come on, Dave! Let’s see that poker face!

(Half-heartedly starts to do my poker face)

– No, you’re right. You’re not some circus animal. Do whatever you want, Dave. You don’t have to perform. Damn us.

– Dad, give us a sign if you don’t want us to cut the life support.

(Does my poker face)

– That asshole. See how they like that stupid poker face in hell. Pull the plug.

– Welcome to heaven.

(Tries and fails to do my poker face)

– This is heaven, Dave. You don’t have to keep hiding your feelings anymore. Only in hell.

(Does my poker face)

– Sick stuff, Dave. Welcome to hell.