New York – The Harvard Lampoon

Last Ditch Effort #

| Issue Editor: HLD '18 | Art Editor: KDF '19

New York

  BWM '19

Driver (singing): By God! I’m taking this Duck Boat to New York!

Passengers (singing together): He’s taking the Duck Boat to New York!

Driver: Leave Boston behind me, get off on I-90!

Passengers: We’re going to New York!

Driver: Where the water is wetter and the ducks are better! New York! New York!

Passengers: New York! New York!

Driver: New York, where people stand for the damn pledge of allegiance!

Passengers: Ah…. ducks are better in New York!

Driver: New York! Where a simple Duck Boat driver, a true patriot, will bring back the twin towers!

Passengers: Water…. Is .. wetter… in …. New …