Wake up, fellas! The modern woman is sharp, bright, intelligent, and a genius. You’re a fool if you think that she’s going to be wooed by your vulgar and simplistic “yowza”s or “BOING YOING YOING”s. To win her heart, you’ll need to match her wits—cleverly. Thankfully, the art of smart seduction is one that can be learned. Just master any of the following lines, and watch the female Einsteins you desire swoon...

with love:

• I’m in awe of your brain.
• Would your brain like to get drinks sometime?
• Let’s have a threesome... me, your brain, and your best friend.
• I’d really like to do your brain.
• Your brain has good boobs.