– Mr. Mitchell, will you be my date to prom, please?

– I don’t think that’s such a good idea, Sammy. What will everyone think?

– That I waited too long, and all the hot teachers were already taken?

– Exactly...wait what?

– I wanted to ask Mr. Harrison first, but Amy got to him before I could.

– So, I was just your second choice?

– Yeah...sure...you were totally on the original list.

– Well, if you think I’m going to accept a promposal this half-hearted — you clearly plagiarised this poster from a Pinterest post, and no citation for the Pablo Neruda quote? I have standards, you know?

– Word on the street is the only students left without a date are me and Margo.

– Margo and I...Margo you say?

– *Nods head*

– Hand me that boutonniere.