5:00AM: Wake up

5:01AM: Be grateful.

5:02AM: Start day trading.

6:00AM: 5 sets of meditation.

6:30AM: Breakfast, ethically sourced protein bars.

6:45AM: Swimming.

7:00AM: Film slo-mo video getting out of the pool.

9:00AM: Get out of the pool.

9:15AM: Decide on a tracksuit of the day.

10:00AM: Renounce earthly possessions.

10:15AM: Get possessions back.

11:00AM: Teach underprivileged kids how to do pushups.

11:15AM: Day trade.

1:00PM: Renounce all earthly possessions and desires.

1:15PM: Get a vape.

1:30PM: Get a vape.

1:45PM: Get a vape.

2:00PM: Explain to parents the multiple sources of income that come with being an influencer,

like the sponsorships from companies that give you free clothing and several brands of supplements.

3:00PM: Acquire more earthly possessions, like faux leather shirts.

4:00PM: Film video burning faux leather shirts as statement.

4:05PM: Die from faux leather inhalation.

4:06PM: Achieve nirvana.