Robert: So, crucifying hard or hardly crucifying? Sorry, don’t mind me, I have kind of a twisted sense of humor.
Jesus: (stops praying, exasperated) I am the son of God, King of Kings and Lord of Lords.
Robert: I know. So what!
Jesus: So please stop yelling “and women” in a sarcastic tone every time I finish a prayer.
Robert: You’re not even going to ask me what my name is are you?
Jesus: I know all things. I know your name is Robert.
Robert: That’s not my name.
Jesus: Yes it is. It’s the name my father gave you.
Robert: If you know all things then you know what people call me...
Jesus: I’m not calling you that, Robert.
Robert: Dingbat. Because I ding Romans on the head with my bat.
Jesus: (annoyed tonal muttering)
Robert: That’s actually why I’m up here on this cross. All the dinging. Well, I guess more the crushed skulls, but that was mostly on account of the dinging.
Jesus: Maybe you could just do your crucifixion and I could just do mine.
Robert: You know what I always say, though, if you can’t take the—
Jesus: If you can’t take the dinging make stronger helmets. I know. I know you always say that.