<p><em>We visited JGC’s grandfather (certified white boy) (pictured right circa 1953) and asked for some words of wisdom. Here is what we learned.</em></p>

<ul>
  <li>“If you press on the baby’s head, he’ll finally start speaking Chinese.”</li>
  <li>“The sole use for the library computer is to look at pornography.”</li>
  <li>“Bitches ain’t shit if they don’t have their concealed handguns licenses.”</li>
  <li>“Cat’s got your nose. I’ve got the last four digits of your social security. Who do you think is in charge?”</li>
  <li>“If you get a mouse a cookie, I might just beat you to a pulp.”</li>
  <li>“There was a black president before Obama. They just don’t want you to know about it.”</li>
  <li>“Doctor needs me to take one pill in the morning, one at lunch, and one in the evening. Okay sure bozo.”</li>
  <li>“I got this ol AI to recreate a video of my deceased wife saying happy birthday and they done turned her to a Pacific Islander.”</li>
  <li>“You kids come back from college and start yapping about Israel. What the hell is even that.”</li>
  <li>“Throw a bottle of hoisin sauce in front of white people and they’ll assume it belongs on every dish at the table.”</li>
  <li>“I remember my first mole fight.”</li>
  <li>“Ima start screaming until you leave.”</li>
  <li>“Broke up with my bitch while she was playing fruit ninja. Whole lot of mmhms.”</li>
  <li>“Shower thoughts day 127: Fuck you I didn’t shower today.”</li>
  <li>“Mannnn. I should’ve ordered that.’ Brother. No one told you to order fried pickles as your entree.”</li>
  <li>“I swear to god my momma always be calling with a serious event that requires my full attention as soon as that bill come out.”</li>
  <li>“Please do not mention Vietnam in my vicinity.”</li>
  <li>“Dudes be stroking their scruff and saying ‘3 days and counting’ who gives a fuck.”</li>
  <li>“With enough hard work and dedication, I might just stop hating you.”</li>
  <li>“The government shut down? Damnit. I was planning on blowing the bitch up.”</li>
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