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The ▵S=Sf – Si = ∫dQ/T #
Issue Editor:
HBF '19
Art Editor:
HBF '19
Publication: March 2020
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Pieces
Algorithms
9
VIN '21-'22 • January 2020
Algorithms are all around us. You might not see or hear them, but they are present. They are there …
E=mcBUTT
10
MMM '20 • February 2020
sigh No, Percival, it does not. But due to your father’s generous donation, I am… plea…
Letter to Roosevelt
10
MMM '20 • January 2020
In 1939, at the urging of physicist Leo Szilárd, Einstein wrote a letter to FDR, informing h…
Measuring the Length of my Penis
39
BWM '19-'21 • February 2020
*mmmm* .. (the tip of my penis extends to the 4 inch mark) “mmm…
The C5 Beer Pong Table Piece
10
GPL '21-'22 • December 2019
So you’re in the market for a custom Beer Pong Table, preferably in the C4 through C6 range, …
The Taco Bell on Beverly
35
HBF '19 • January 2020
“Where are you going?” you ask the homeless man wandering down San Vicente. “Don&…
Playwriting
56
JLN '21-22 • February 2020
Last Monday they caught me playwriting during detention. “Well well well, what do we h…
My First Real Piece Ever
4
DJL '20 • October 2020
This is not a real piece, just my observation about pieces, and I am a human writing this, a perfec…
Opening Line of My Book
2
BWM '19-'21 • February 2020
“Alright everyone… settle down, settle down, if you could all gather round, come a lit…
Krauts
13
BWM '19-'21 • October 2020
Legend has it while serving in the trenches in WWI Wittgenstein would masturbate to math. German S…
The Time I Got Caught Milking
39
YMC '21-'22 • February 2020
One time I was at the farm, milking some cows when Bobby, the guy that owns the farm, comes out run…
Excerpts From the Great American Novel
89
JLN '21-22 • February 2020
It was time for them to head west with just the shirts on their backs and the shirts on their legs.…