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Classics #
Publication: January 2000
Pieces
Missy Manners
23
Josh Lieb '93
November 2020
Okay, so you’re in the cafeteria. They’re serving peas. The boy across from you is thro…
Elvis Has Left the Building
9
Robert Carlock '95
November 2020
ANNOUNCER: “Elvis has left the building!” TEENAGE FANS: “(Scream)!” ANNOU…