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Publication: January 2000

Pieces

Missy Manners
23

Josh Lieb '93

November 2020

Okay, so you’re in the cafeteria. They’re serving peas. The boy across from you is thro…

Elvis Has Left the Building
9

Robert Carlock '95

November 2020

ANNOUNCER: “Elvis has left the building!” TEENAGE FANS: “(Scream)!” ANNOU…