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Family
October 2020
I’ve got a crazy family — two brothers, four sisters, three half-brothers, one quarter-…
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Cancun Trip Review
9
I knew spring break in Mexico was going to be fun – but not this fun. Who’d have though…
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Cowboy Fantasies
3
March 2020
“I’ve been having cowboy fantasies again,” I mumble, before kicking through the s…
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My Cult
June 2021
If you’re thinking about joining a classic, hardcore, intense kind of cult, then only think a…
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Moon Mine
7
November 2019
A notice to all MoonCorp employees: Gentlemen, this is your CEO. Please keep mining; no reason to …
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Leisure Corner
March 2020
Welcome to the Leisure Suit’s Larry’s Leisure Corner. Sit down. Relax. Take a break fro…
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Buzzer
10
November 2019
– Hey dude how do we know our pizza is ready for pick-up? – The buzzer they gave us. …
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Yearbook Signing
May 2021
-Hey Brad, want me to sign your yearbook? -Of course, Dylan! Good luck at Dartmouth next year. We&…
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Film Noir
December 2020
The year was December 17th, winter to be exact. Outside my office it was a wet, dark afternoon&mdas…
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Operation Enduring Freedom
October 2020
George Bush:  Good afternoon. On my orders the United States military has begun coordinated at…
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J. Robert Oppenheimer signs an NDA
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October 2020
– You understand that after you sign this document you cannot discuss the Manhattan Proj…
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King of Smooth
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December 2021
You’re down in the dumps, sad about your boyfriend leaving you for a prettier, more confident…
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Gorilla Larry
16
October 2020
– Woo wooo  eeh  ahhh  wooo  *feeds on stems*. – There he is, what…
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Larry Purchases a Masturbation Bot
March 2020
Larry: Power on Masturbation Bot 3000: (turns on, starts fingering self)  Larry: Jesus&helli…
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D-Day Picnic
June 2020
Soldiers: (storm the beach) (lots of explosions) Father: What the heck we’re having a picnic…
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Kermit
31
December 2020
Hey Everyone i just wanted to send out a house-wide email to alert you of a Special problem that ha…
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Fight Song
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October 2018
This is the fight song for John Wayne Gacy, the Murderer, High School.  JWG High We Love You …
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That Guy
March 2020
-Hey, who is that?-That guy, over there? I don’t know.-He must be pretty important-What makes…