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Hamilton
101
JLN '21-22
October 2020
This is the real story of something that occurred to me in 2008. John Weidman ‘68: I hear we…
Dear Historians,
SWR '19-'20
March 2020
At the time of writing, the COVID-19 pandemic has brought the world to a standstill. Though the Lam…
Gorilla Larry
16
BWM '19-'21
October 2020
– Woo wooo eeh ahhh wooo *feeds on stems*. – There he is, what…
President’s Little Helper
23
FOD '24
September 2021
Chief of Staff: Mr. President, he’s here. The solution to all of our problems. &nbs…
The Last Tiger’s Deathbed
23
CAS '12
May 2021
It was a rainy night in November and at the Bronx Zoo a crowd of hundreds of thousands braved the e…
Chimney Sweep
22
JFAR '19-'22
January 2017
Chimney sweeping is what I was born to do since I have no arms or legs. Doctors called my missing l…
Leisure Corner
GPL '21-'22
March 2020
Welcome to the Leisure Suit’s Larry’s Leisure Corner. Sit down. Relax. Take a break fro…
Bulimia Recovery Clinic
62
YMC '21-'22
March 2022
My parents decided to send me to the public Bulimia Recovery Clinic over in Toad Suck, Arkansas the…
Bronze Age Teen Drama
10
JRD '22-'23
July 2021
Open on a mother and a son. In front of a forge. The work is hard, and the hours are long. -Mom, I…
City Nights, 3029
11
GPCP '22
May 2022
It’s Saturday night, and I’m looking for trouble. Shades. Scowl. Leather jacket in all …
Hottest Girls In School
10
YMC '21-'22
December 2021
And, action. Open on the Three Hottest Girls in school, walking in unison, places in all the…
Tales of Vengeance
10
MAG '21-'22
September 2021
For our upcoming issue, we asked some Lampoon subscribers to write in to share stories about times …
Lifeguarding
MAG '21-'22
December 2018
Lifeguard: (sips smoothie) I’m just saying: if your kid was “drowning in the deep end&r…
Make Your Own Ad
5
CLC '22-'23
May 2022
Rare
HJH '19
December 2020
Some things are less rare than you think. Winning the Lottery My friend Rigley won the lottery ye…
Churchill
10
MAG '21-'22
July 2021
Winston Churchill, known for all of his political and military accomplishments, was also a Nobel Pr…
New Partner
9
JFAR '19-'22
January 2016
A cop’s #1 belief: I’m not gonna be the jerkoff that shoots his own partner. I live and…
Swearing Kills
13
MFP '23-24
May 2022
Dialogue Options in Fallout: New Cambridge
23
JTK '24
May 2022
Stranger: Hey there traveler! Is there anything I can help you with? [1] I’m very hu…
Fortune Teller Comix
MAK '21
January 2021
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