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thegreatcoming2000.blogspot.com
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May 2022
January 2, 2000I know, I know, elephant in the room. I said the world was going to end at the dawn …
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My Piece About What It Would Be Like If I Wrote A Piece for the FYC #
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October 2020
– What started out as a frankly disgusting case of unbelievable obesity had snowballed into a…
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Fight Song
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October 2018
This is the fight song for John Wayne Gacy, the Murderer, High School.  JWG High We Love You …
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Tales of Vengeance
11
September 2021
For our upcoming issue, we asked some Lampoon subscribers to write in to share stories about times …
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A Quest
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December 2020
I’m embarking on a quest to personally give a big thumbs-up to the child who made my iPhone. …
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Dialogue Options in Fallout: New Cambridge
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May 2022
Stranger: Hey there traveler! Is there anything I can help you with?   [1] I’m very hu…
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The Trial of the Decade
1
October 2020
Frankly, it seemed certain that Marco would get lunch detention. Frank Lee, our principal, along wi…
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Modern Day Barbershop Quartet
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October 2020
Quartet: (singing) Once is a day at a time, twice is looking so fine! Customer: Neat-o! A quartet!…
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Strange Position
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Alright Officer, so there I am walking down Main Street with my groceries when I see this guy layin…
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Sleepy Sam
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Coming soon to a theater near you… (upbeat music playing) Sam Shmorganstein is a zookeeper w…
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Surf Trip
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December 2020
I’ll never forget the summer I road-tripped to Hawaii with my two best friends. While it star…
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2019 World Expo
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March 2019
– Attention please, the presentation by Tajikistan will begin in 5 minutes. – (20 minu…
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Secret Journal
5
December 2021
-Hey, I found the quiet kid’s journal—it’s all about the popular kids and how he&…
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An Undercover Cop In The Movie ‘Footloose’
May 2021
Psssst. Hey kids. Yeah you guys. Looking for a good time? I could help you out with some purchases …
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Dear President
16
October 2019
Dear President, My name is Bradley and I am 8. I’m from Ohio and my mom won’t let me p…
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Family
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October 2020
I’ve got a crazy family — two brothers, four sisters, three half-brothers, one quarter-…
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Fat Camp
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March 2019
My parents said they knew I could lose the weight on my own, but it’d be so much easier for t…
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The Talk Throughout History
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November 2020
Eve: I think that’s the wrong hole.Adam: Again?? I really wish we had parents to sit us down …
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The Big Prank
23
August 2019
Justin wants nothing more than to be friends with his next-door-neighbor Nate. They’ve been w…
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The History of Hats
October 2020
There are all types of hats, like silver or classic. But hats haven’t always dominated our co…