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DrivingInstructor.ai
105
May 2022
I get in the car, and I’m doing everything by the book. I’m checking my mirrors, both h…
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Vanitas
January 2021
Dear Readers,   My greatest hope for you all is that you actually know how to read because t…
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Krauts
10
October 2020
Legend has it while serving in the trenches in WWI Wittgenstein would masturbate to math. German S…
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Pervert Alert: My Friend Josh
30
December 2021
My friend Josh, hoo boy. That guy’s into some really fucked up stuff. Just look at him. Gre…
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My Relationship
8
February 2010
… is like any other, especially the kind where one partner steals from the other, day after …
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Driving to a Burger Joint
October 2018
“You gonna bring the shit tonight or what?”  Simon was riding shotgun in Bill Shi…
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Chaz's Adventures in Wonderland
21
So I was sitting all up in this tree with my Tinder and I saw this white rabbit. And like, that ass…
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Surf Trip
23
December 2020
I’ll never forget the summer I road-tripped to Hawaii with my two best friends. While it star…
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Love Song
November 2020
This next song goes out to Janet Fisher, a very special girl in my life. Janet are you here tonight…
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Business Presentation
1
June 2018
ME: And by subverting double axial capital inflows we can mobilize revenue twice as fast. SMITH: I…
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Answering Machine
10
October 2020
– (pickup) Hello? – Doc?! Is that you? It’s Billy.  – The Doctor is …
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My Cult
1
June 2021
If you’re thinking about joining a classic, hardcore, intense kind of cult, then only think a…
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Paul McCartney Hyping Himself Up Outside of Ricky’s Pub Before Naming The Beatles – July 14, 1958, Liverpool
21
August 2019
Okay Paul. You’ve got this mate. You’re gonna go in there, you’re gonna march rig…
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Wheel of Fortune
10
December 2022
Contestant #1: I’d like to solve the puzzle: Host: Go right ahead. _’D   L_KE &n…
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Hell
1
November 2020
There’s a special place in hell for weird guys who can’t be kept in the regular part of…
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Best Picture
4
October 2020
But just what a year for movies! All my friends tell me, they tell me George Clooney, you love movi…
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Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me
10
September 2020
Peter Sagal: Thaaaanks Bill, it’s the week between Christmas and new years and we here at Wai…
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Exam Locations
8
May 2018
Last Names A- Y: Harding Room 2121 Last Name Zanderson: Arrive at the boarded up Liquor-Max on Was…
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Thumb War
34
December 2022
First rule of being the new kid is to look out for bullies. I see a bully in the bathroom threateni…