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The Death of Kenzo Simmons
May 2021
-Welcome to heaven. Please state your name, occupation, and cause of death.  -Wow, so you mus…
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How Cancer Eventually Got Cured
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July 2021
Before you say anything, we know what you’re thinking: why should you care that cancer eventu…
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Buzzer
November 2019
– Hey dude how do we know our pizza is ready for pick-up? – The buzzer they gave us. …
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1999
May 2021
At the end of the millennium people started acting weird. January -The “Euro” is intr…
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A Day in the Life of Hamish Olsen, New York, 19
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December 2020
She looked at him like a deer in headlights might look at someone if it had human eyes. Hamish had …
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Goin’ West
December 2020
Uh oh. I did it again. Fell asleep after all the kids got on the bus, so now I gotta get all these …
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Algorithms
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January 2020
Algorithms are all around us. You might not see or hear them, but they are present. They are there …
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School Tour
November 2019
Hey. Hey you. Yeah, you, freshman. Come here. Not so close. You want to see the real secrets this s…
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Staring Contest
June 2020
Today is the big day I prove to everyone down by the pond that I’m tough enough to be here, a…
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thegreatcoming2000.blogspot.com
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May 2022
January 2, 2000I know, I know, elephant in the room. I said the world was going to end at the dawn …
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Classical Conditioning
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January 2022
Alright class, today we’re going to cover something called classical conditioning. Can I get …
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My Speech For Tonight
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October 2008
Hi everyone. I’m Jess’s father. Thank you all for coming to Jess’s sweet sixteen.…
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Discovery Kids Pilot Episode
July 2018
– We’re in KidLand! ClapClapClap Having fun with the Kidman! ClapClapClap That’s …
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Tax Collector
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May 2022
When it came time for collecting taxes, the tax collector’s only instruction from the robots …
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‘Tucket
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June 2020
Hot Babes. Everywhere. Oyster season baby. Oyster. Fucking. Season. Summer on the ‘Tuck. If y…
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President’s Little Helper
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September 2021
Chief of Staff: Mr. President, he’s here. The solution to all of our problems. &nbs…
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Costume Party
December 2020
— Hey Brenda how’s it— jesus christ dude! — Ha ha fooled ya. Don’t I…
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Ray Charles
December 2020
For forty years I’ve been Ray Charles’s private caretaker, helping make his dreams come…
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The Count of Monte Cristo Returns to Marseilles
December 2020
Count: People of Marseilles! For twenty years you unfairly imprisoned me. Now behold my immens…