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Godzilla Comix
21
AMC '23
Exam Locations
8
MJS '19
May 2018
Last Names A- Y: Harding Room 2121 Last Name Zanderson: Arrive at the boarded up Liquor-Max on Was…
Application
11
EBC '22-'23
October 2020
Hey Angel- Thanks for letting me read your college essay! I’ve left a few comments below. L…
College
10
HJH '19
October 2020
Kid: Well, I guess this is it, huh? Mom: Our baby boy, going to college. You know I remember when …
The Flu Game
10
HFJ '18
May 2021
And Jordan moves left… Spins around Stockton… Wretches nine times and DRAINS the mid-…
Safari
1
BWM '19-'21
September 2020
“And here you’ll see the world’s fastest animal, the cheetah. A beautiful example…
Fight Song
6
JFAR '19-'22
October 2018
This is the fight song for John Wayne Gacy, the Murderer, High School. JWG High We Love You …
Frogs
56
AMC '23
Prisoner’s Dilemma
38
EBC '22-'23
November 2019
Sitting handcuffed in the interrogation room, I started to sweat. They had the room at a cool 65, b…
Larry Purchases a Masturbation Bot
Anonymous
March 2020
Larry: Power on Masturbation Bot 3000: (turns on, starts fingering self) Larry: Jesus&helli…
Girlfriend
15
GPCP '22
September 2021
Of course I have a girlfriend, she just goes to another school. Which school? The, uh, the one a fe…
Sunglasses
AJ '18
December 2020
I was so excited when I got my first pair of sun-glasses, because I was able to see things tha…
My Speech For Tonight
9
RIP '09
October 2008
Hi everyone. I’m Jess’s father. Thank you all for coming to Jess’s sweet sixteen.…
Cancun Trip Review
23
CLC '22-'23
I knew spring break in Mexico was going to be fun – but not this fun. Who’d have though…
Measuring the Length of my Penis
26
BWM '19-'21
February 2020
*mmmm* .. (the tip of my penis extends to the 4 inch mark) “mmm…
At a wedding reception
SWR '19-'20
October 2020
Well, here goes nothing… (jumps up on table) Ahem! Mr. and Mrs. Martinez, I can’t le…
St. Louis Children’s Theatre Production Company
10
PKS '21-'22
March 2019
Hello kids, thanks for coming out to audition. First, a little bit about me. My unrelenting passion…
Words to Console a Grieving Friend
15
FOD '24
September 2021
We’ve all been there, Gam-gam’s down for the count and you’re tongue-tied. Read b…
Waterboy
89
NGH '23
January 2022
It’s my first day as waterboy. The rest of staff is nowhere to be found, so I guess I gotta…
Street Fight
MAG '21-'22
October 2020
Biker #1: You shouldn’t have knocked that drink out of my hand in there. Now you’re gon…
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