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Pieces

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TV Show Taglines
October 2019
-Babies vs. Cars: Will the underdog keep losing? -A car? Versus a baby? -This baby specifically d…
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My First Kiss
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September 2020
I pick up this girl Julia in my car, and I’m doing 90 on Lincoln Avenue, you know, batting ma…
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The Time I Got Caught Milking
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February 2020
One time I was at the farm, milking some cows when Bobby, the guy that owns the farm, comes out run…
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Waxing Thoughts
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January 2022
“I understand your pain. I’ve gone through the same thing”:– the woman wa…
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Pervert Alert: My Friend Josh
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December 2021
My friend Josh, hoo boy. That guy’s into some really fucked up stuff. Just look at him. Gre…
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A Retelling of Jaws By Someone Who Has Definitely Seen It
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October 2020
Jaws…yes. Jaws is the story of a very big shark. Everyone knows that. Especially those who h…
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Book Discussion
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September 2021
Teacher: Greg, could you open discussion on the theme of villainy in Great Expectations?G…
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My Feminism
December 2020
Even though it’s harder than ever before to be a woman, it’s easier than ever to be a f…
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Opening Line of My Book
February 2020
“Alright everyone… settle down, settle down, if you could all gather round, come a lit…
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Krauts
October 2020
Legend has it while serving in the trenches in WWI Wittgenstein would masturbate to math. German S…
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Paul McCartney Hyping Himself Up Outside of Ricky’s Pub Before Naming The Beatles – July 14, 1958, Liverpool
August 2019
Okay Paul. You’ve got this mate. You’re gonna go in there, you’re gonna march rig…
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1999
May 2021
At the end of the millennium people started acting weird. January -The “Euro” is intr…
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Morning Routine
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December 2020
8:00am – Wake up and shower. This is easy if you sleep in the shower. 11:30am – Put so…
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Tech Support Chat
October 2020
– Hey is this the–uh–the Niteflirt phone sex line? – No, sorry, this is th…
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Secret Journal
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December 2021
-Hey, I found the quiet kid’s journal—it’s all about the popular kids and how he&…
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Mall Santa
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October 2020
Beep. Beep. Beep. 5:15 AM. I sigh. I brew my morning coffee and catch up on the news — just …
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The Flu Game
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May 2021
And Jordan moves left… Spins around Stockton… Wretches nine times and DRAINS the mid-…
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Birthday Girl
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October 2008
BIRTHDAY GIRL:  Tonight’s been unbelievable. You are honestly the most amazing friends…
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Stars
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June 2021
-Wow, you’re right, stargazing is pretty cool. -Stare long enough, and apparently you start …
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Retirement Compound Salesman
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November 2020
Apt. 1B: Hello there! How often have you dropped that Life Alert of yours into the toilet? At your …