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Pieces

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Godzilla Comix
21
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Exam Locations
8
May 2018
Last Names A- Y: Harding Room 2121 Last Name Zanderson: Arrive at the boarded up Liquor-Max on Was…
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Application
11
October 2020
Hey Angel- Thanks for letting me read your college essay! I’ve left a few comments below. L…
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College
10
October 2020
Kid: Well, I guess this is it, huh? Mom: Our baby boy, going to college. You know I remember when …
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The Flu Game
10
May 2021
And Jordan moves left… Spins around Stockton… Wretches nine times and DRAINS the mid-…
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Safari
1
September 2020
“And here you’ll see the world’s fastest animal, the cheetah. A beautiful example…
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Fight Song
6
October 2018
This is the fight song for John Wayne Gacy, the Murderer, High School.  JWG High We Love You …
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Frogs
56
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Prisoner’s Dilemma
38
November 2019
Sitting handcuffed in the interrogation room, I started to sweat. They had the room at a cool 65, b…
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Larry Purchases a Masturbation Bot
March 2020
Larry: Power on Masturbation Bot 3000: (turns on, starts fingering self)  Larry: Jesus&helli…
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Girlfriend
15
September 2021
Of course I have a girlfriend, she just goes to another school. Which school? The, uh, the one a fe…
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Sunglasses
December 2020
I was so excited when I got my first pair of sun-glasses, because I was able to see things tha…
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My Speech For Tonight
9
October 2008
Hi everyone. I’m Jess’s father. Thank you all for coming to Jess’s sweet sixteen.…
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Cancun Trip Review
23
I knew spring break in Mexico was going to be fun – but not this fun. Who’d have though…
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Measuring the Length of my Penis
26
February 2020
*mmmm* ..    (the tip of my penis extends to the 4 inch mark)    “mmm…
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At a wedding reception
October 2020
Well, here goes nothing… (jumps up on table) Ahem! Mr. and Mrs. Martinez, I can’t le…
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St. Louis Children’s Theatre Production Company
10
March 2019
Hello kids, thanks for coming out to audition. First, a little bit about me. My unrelenting passion…
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Words to Console a Grieving Friend
15
September 2021
We’ve all been there, Gam-gam’s down for the count and you’re tongue-tied. Read b…
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Waterboy
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January 2022
It’s my first day as waterboy. The rest of staff is nowhere to be found, so I guess I gotta…
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Street Fight
October 2020
Biker #1: You shouldn’t have knocked that drink out of my hand in there. Now you’re gon…