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OECGP ’22-’24 • March 2023
Tue, Jun 9, 2:47 PM Hey bud, I was super bummed to see that obituary about you this morning. Big c…
The Last Tiger’s Deathbed
24
CAS '12 • May 2021
It was a rainy night in November and at the Bronx Zoo a crowd of hundreds of thousands braved the e…
Paul McCartney Hyping Himself Up Outside of Ricky’s Pub Before Naming The Beatles – July 14, 1958, Liverpool
71
JFAR '19-'22 • August 2019
Okay Paul. You’ve got this mate. You’re gonna go in there, you’re gonna march rig…
Run To End Lung Cancer
69
JLN '21-22 •
Me: The runners, they’re all...? Ref: All terminally ill lung-cancer patients. Me: Oh…
Ray Charles
12
HBF '19 • December 2020
For forty years I’ve been Ray Charles’s private caretaker, helping make his dreams come…
TV Salesman
ZDG '20 • October 2020
Bread the TV Salesman started the day like any other: with a hot cup of coffee and a curse to his m…
President Nice Guy
30
HFJ '18 • December 2020
Richard Holton, our first Nice Guy president, eased out of the womb on December 24, 1921, giving do…
My Birth
8
SWR '19-'20 • December 2020
Here are some things that might happen when I am born. — The doctor accidentally gives my pa…
Vanitas
10
AJ '18 • December 2020
Now that you finally have this issue in your hands, you’re probably wondering one thing and o…
Morning Announcements
116
SEH '26 • December 2023
Good morning Vietnam! No, it's not Robin Williams. I know everyone gets excited every time I do tha…
A Retelling of Jaws By Someone Who Has Definitely Seen It
16
FSS '21 • October 2020
Jaws…yes. Jaws is the story of a very big shark. Everyone knows that. Especially those who h…
Hammurabi
15
ZDG '20 • July 2021
After the success of his first 282 laws, the Babylonian lawgiver released a less popular but more n…
Moon Mine
7
ZDG '20 • November 2019
A notice to all MoonCorp employees: Gentlemen, this is your CEO. Please keep mining; no reason to …
Wet Dream
126
MAG '21-'22 • January 2022
At a sleepover. Kyle: Whoa! Brian what is that on your shorts?Brian: Uh, nothing! Kyle: Hey…
Game Theoretic Standoff
132
JRD '22-'23 • May 2022
- Freeze, punk! I’ve got you in my pistol’s sights. You can either come over and let me…
Girlfriend
40
GPCP '22 • September 2021
Of course I have a girlfriend, she just goes to another school. Which school? The, uh, the one a fe…
The History of Hats
3
JPW '21 • October 2020
There are all types of hats, like silver or classic. But hats haven’t always dominated our co…
Proposal
11
NSG '20-'22 • December 2020
A successful relationship is about listening. That’s why, when my longtime girlfriend started…
Disenchantment Day
48
CYL '26 • May 2023
Disenchantment Day is my favorite day of the year. I live to shatter the false sense of secur…
Times That an Extinction-Level Nuclear War Would Really Suck
59
SAB '24 • May 2022
- One day before technology that makes everyone live forever is invented - One hour before all the…
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