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One Man Car Wash
10
HJH '19 • June 2020
– (standing on street corner with buckets of water, some rags, and a ‘Car Wash’ s…
Half Day
11
MAG '21-'22 • March 2019
Good afternoon, parents. Principal Mueller here calling to inform you that your student has been re…
Birthday Girl
14
RIP '09 • October 2008
BIRTHDAY GIRL: Tonight’s been unbelievable. You are honestly the most amazing friends…
Dinner Date
6
BGS '22-'23 • November 2020
Lindsey: It is so hot that you speak French, Jack.Jack: Ah, but how else would I order . . . la cr&…
Voice-Activated Lights
155
SMR '25 • March 2023
— I’m excited to see your new place finally.— Here, let me turn on the lights. AH…
Eugenics
ASB '17 • December 2020
– Looks like your baby came out of the eugenics machine beautifully. – Doctor, that is…
Leisure Corner
GPL '21-'22 • March 2020
Welcome to the Leisure Suit’s Larry’s Leisure Corner. Sit down. Relax. Take a break fro…
One Liners
92
NGH '23 •
J. Robert Oppenheimer signs an NDA
28
CDL '21 • October 2020
– You understand that after you sign this document you cannot discuss the Manhattan Proj…
Mr. Worldwide
26
CDL '21 • December 2020
Pitbull’s plane touches down at Miami International Airport at 12:43 on a Tuesday. He’s…
One Man Show
36
EPS '24 • August 2021
The janitor was diligently color-coding dust when the director burst in. “Mort, none of the a…
Draft Dodging
60
RYSL • May 2023
The national draft is underway, and as an amputee I’m terrified of active combat. Thankfully,…
New Cat
BWM '19-'21 • December 2020
So a couple days ago my wife and I decided to restart the old marriage. Seeing as I’m impoten…
Swingers
26
EAT '24 • December 2023
Growing up in the 70’s was crazy…Bell-bottoms, Reagan was an actor… The thing t…
My Ideas for Hallmark Cards
24
MFP '23-24 •
- I’m sorry I spilled your drink - It shouldn’t matter what’s in the cup, whethe…
Choose Your Own Adventure
40
JGB '25 • May 2022
You are feeling awfully hungry today. What would you like to eat? > A ham sandwich. Keep readi…
The Dust Bowl
LGF '21-'22 • December 2020
Football is not what it used to be. During my golden years, AKA the Great Depression, we were all i…
A Letter To The Suburbs
23
RYSL • December 2023
Dear Suburbs, You are my roots; I owe you everything. You molded me into the man that the city to…
Lifeguard
27
MFP '23-24 • December 2022
Kid: Help, I’m drowning! Hot Lifeguard: Clint, go get him! Fat Lifeguard: Really? Ho…
Johnny Adventure, Space Cashier
57
JRD '22-'23 •
It’s the future, but not so far in the future that cashiers are obsolete. We open on our prot…
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