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Hottest Girls In School
11
December 2021
And, action.  Open on the Three Hottest Girls in school, walking in unison, places in all the…
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Whale Watching
11
October 2020
Guide: And here we have a FULL ORCA BREACH FOLKS A FULL BREACH! 9 O’CLOCK!!! Crowd: Wow! Ga…
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One Liners
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Times That an Extinction-Level Nuclear War Would Really Suck
35
May 2022
- One day before technology that makes everyone live forever is invented - One hour before all the…
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Operation Enduring Freedom
October 2020
George Bush:  Good afternoon. On my orders the United States military has begun coordinated at…
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Reddit History
June 2020
Comment on New Zelda Game Out! by /u/bowzrrr999 in /r/nintendo [–] GREG_THE_MAN  0 poin…
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Waxing Thoughts
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January 2022
“I understand your pain. I’ve gone through the same thing”:– the woman wa…
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The Dust Bowl
December 2020
Football is not what it used to be. During my golden years, AKA the Great Depression, we were all i…
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Condolences
11
March 2023
Tue, Jun 9, 2:47 PM Hey bud, I was super bummed to see that obituary about you this morning. Big c…
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Seven Deadly Gourds
June 2020
The Orange Gourd: This one will kill you 100%. The Ghost Pepper: This one is less pungent, still…
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Retirement Compound Salesman
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November 2020
Apt. 1B: Hello there! How often have you dropped that Life Alert of yours into the toilet? At your …
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The Talk
November 2020
My Birth Mom: It’s a boy! Me: Hey, girl, what’s up? What you doing later, sexy…
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Gorilla Larry
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October 2020
– Woo wooo  eeh  ahhh  wooo  *feeds on stems*. – There he is, what…
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My Dog and All My Coworkers’ Dogs All Got Food Poisoning From the Office Dog Food Stash and It Was Really Awful and Sad
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September 2021
Monday Me: (crying at desk).Lisa: Sorry to hear about your Maltese dog, Doug. When my su…
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SchopenMeower Cartoons
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May 2022
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Two Bailiffs Talk Before Court Starts
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October 2018
– First day, huh. Nervous? I know I was. – No. I have everything set up. I prepared th…
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The Trial of the Decade
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October 2020
Frankly, it seemed certain that Marco would get lunch detention. Frank Lee, our principal, along wi…
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The Royal We
August 2017
The Royal We was a sitcom about King Arthur and his loyal knight and roommate Sir Elton John Episo…
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How McDonalds Came Up With Grimace
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May 2021
Businessman: As I was saying, what do kids love? Characters! We just ran with that. Businesswoman:…
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Commercial Shoot
December 2020
-Listen, kid. This is easy. Just read off the teleprompter, and we’re golden. Start whenever.…