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Fieldnotes
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JKF '25 • May 2023
In 1954, psychologists infiltrated housewife Dorothy Martin’s UFO doomsday cult.  …
Hamilton
140
JLN '21-22 • October 2020
This is the real story of something that occurred to me in 2008. John Weidman ‘68: I hear we…
A Man with a Limp and Three Glass Eyes
4
BWM '19-'21 • December 2020
Who am I? I’m the guy who sits in the bar all day and waits for some tall dark and handsome h…
Judge, Jury, and Executioner
24
TAF '19 • December 2020
…and now that I’ve got you, I’ll be your judge, jury, and executioner. Wait, …
The Trial of the Decade
17
MMM '20 • October 2020
Frankly, it seemed certain that Marco would get lunch detention. Frank Lee, our principal, along wi…
Yearbook Signing
10
MAG '21-'22 • May 2021
-Hey Brad, want me to sign your yearbook? -Of course, Dylan! Good luck at Dartmouth next year. We&…
Baseball Ghost
77
GPCP '22 • May 2023
I clutched my Babe Ruth card in one hand and my necronomicon in the other. “The big game&rsqu…
Things To Say If You Want To Join The Cool Table
22
GPCP '22 • December 2021
Don’t mind me, lemme pull up a chair—backwards. My mom packs me lemon slices instead…
My Relationship
8
ZPH '12 • February 2010
… is like any other, especially the kind where one partner steals from the other, day after …
Organ Harvesting
58
JGB '25 •
Dealer: Just give me the money. Buyer: Hang on. I want to see the goods first. (Dealer motions to…
Birthday Girl
14
RIP '09 • October 2008
BIRTHDAY GIRL: Tonight’s been unbelievable. You are honestly the most amazing friends…
Cold War Frat Boy
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SAB '24 • May 2022
Nuclear warheads dropping near the die table. Bombs away, babes. Time for a quick game to 11 before…
Larry Purchases a Masturbation Bot
Anonymous • March 2020
Larry: Power on Masturbation Bot 3000: (turns on, starts fingering self) Larry: Jesus&helli…
Commercial Shoot
CDL '21 • December 2020
-Listen, kid. This is easy. Just read off the teleprompter, and we’re golden. Start whenever.…
My First Real Piece Ever
1
DJL '20 • October 2020
This is not a real piece, just my observation about pieces, and I am a human writing this, a perfec…
New Cat
BWM '19-'21 • December 2020
So a couple days ago my wife and I decided to restart the old marriage. Seeing as I’m impoten…
Sometimes when I’m thinking…
12
MAG '21-'22 • November 2020
Sometimes when I’m thinking about doing something a little devil will pop up on one of my sho…
College
11
HJH '19 • October 2020
Kid: Well, I guess this is it, huh? Mom: Our baby boy, going to college. You know I remember when …
Ways to Get Away with Yelling Fire in a Crowded Theater
83
JGB '25 •
- Wait for the movie to have a scene with explosions, then point and yell fire - Rent out an…
Party
48
JKF FOD • May 2023
Student: Don, man, what’re you doing at our epic party? Don Quijote: Ah, you see, I wa…
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